oh-woh-woh-woah, oh-woh-woh-woah, oh-woh-woh-woah oh-woh-woh-woah.

And the stars were out drunk driving.
You'd think they try sky diving.
They're going somewhere but not arriving.
Did you see those Cops high-fiving?

There was wacky Mel Gibson and unknown Paris Hilton.
They were throwing them down, they were throwing them up.
They went for drinks at some bar and drove off in a car.
From Mels' Freudian slip to Nick Noltes drooling lip.
And the stars were out drunk driving.
You'd think they try hang gliding.
It's so surprising they're surviving, yeah yeah.
Did you see those Cops high-fiving?

There was skinny Nicole Ritchie and Haley Joel Osment.
He said, "I see dead people on the pavement".
They took the wheel with both hands,
Now their face is on newsstands.
A loud siren made them stop.
Did you see them blow their top?

And the stars were out drunk driving.
You'd think they try hang gliding.
It's so surprising they're surviving.
Did you see those Cops high-fiving?

Oh-woh-woh-woah, oh-woh-woh-woah, oh-woh-woh-woah oh-woh-woh-woah.

Drive on, drive on drive on.
Hell yes, and the stars were out drunk driving.
You'd think they'd go bull riding.
It's so surprising they're surviving.
Did you see those Cops high-fiving?

And the stars were out drunk driving.
They're going somewhere but not arriving.
Drive on, drive on drive on.