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Song Parodies -> "Jen Can't Stop Loving Brad"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stand Losing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Jen Can't Stop Loving Brad"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

And I can't stop loving ice cream. I know we shouldn't be seeing each other anymore, its just that we've shared so many memories together and I always look forward to the time we spend alone. I just can't seem to break free. I feel your pain Jen I too obsess.
You've texted him twenty times today
And I wish just once he'd open his mouth and say
Stop calling my Mom and go away
And Angie's gonna laugh when she sees you again
You want it to be wedded bliss
But its too late now cause he has ten kids.

Jen can't, Jen can't Jen can't stop loving(X3)
Jen can't stop loving Brad.(X4)

Go call your new perfume Brad
A fragrance for women who lust for the past
Jen I'd love to take you on a date
But if you talk about him I'd be irate
You can live under some false pretense
But don't dream too hard about that picket fence.

Jen can't stop loving.(X6)

I know you can't just say goodbye
And that poster of him you can't hide
Guess who'd like to take you to bed
But if you scream "Brad" I'd be upset
I hope you don't try suicide
Cause its too late to keep hope alive.

Jen can't stop loving(X12)
Jen can't stop loving Brad.
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Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Tony - Make her a "proposal" she can't refuse! ;D

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