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Song Parodies -> "I'm So Shallow"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Follow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"I'm So Shallow"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I'm so shallow.

Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste too funny.
I wonder what happened to Preperations A through G?

What exactly is the speed of dark?
If dogs could talk would people bark?
You swear when you learn to drive.
War cry.

If you talk to me, talk to me, talk to me talk to me...
I'm so shallow.

If you talk to me, talk to me, talk to me talk to me...
I'm so shallow. I'm so shallow.

Why is it they sterelize needles for lethal injections?
And five out of four people have trouble with fractions?

Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me talk to me...
I'm so shallow
If you talk to me, talk to me, talk to me talk to me...
I'm so shallow. I'm so shallow.

My words go in circles.
Now clones are people two.
My words, my words, my words my words...

If you talk to me, talk to me, talk to me talk to me...
I'm so shallow.

If you talk to me, talk to me, talk to me talk to me...
I'm so shallow.

I'm so shallow. I'm so shallow. I'm so shallow. I'm so shallow.
I'm so shallow.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Red Ant - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 5 worthy none the less. Loved "And five out of four people have trouble with fractions?" Preparations A-G are used in thrid world countries
Kristof Robertson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Also loved the fractions line, and will add "Now clones are people two" as a great line. 555
Agrimorfee - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
A little to the Wright of Steven (;)) Very funny!
TW - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments guys. Every now and then I'll discover parody gold!

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