Well you can tell by the way I ride a bike
I'm a threat to the public at night
I ride around with no horn, be careful crowd you've been warned
And its not good, its just bad
And if I hit you you'll get mad
I'm sorry that you were maimed
I've got no insurance to my name.

Whatever the weather I'm always the aggressor
And I can't drive, I can't drive
Hear the people screaming as my tires are screeching
And I can't drive, I can't drive
No no no no I can't drive, I can't drive
No no no no I can't drive, don't jaywalk.

Well now you know that I couldn't lie
They'll take my license before I die
Got a need for speed that I abuse
And some day soon I'll be on the news
And its not good, its just bad
And when I hit you you'll get mad
Look out a lady exclaimed
Don't you know I've got no shame.

Your limb was severed but no one lives forever
And I can't drive, I can't drive
Hear the people shrieking as my tires are screeching
And I can't drive, I can't drive
No no no no I can't drive, I can't drive
No no no no I can't drive.

Look out for my car, somebody help you
Somebody help you, yeah
Look out for my car, somebody help you, yeah
I can't drive.

Well you can tell by the way I run red lights
They'll be using the jaws of life
I ride around with no horn
And if you thought I'd slow down you were wrong
And its not good, its just bad
Look out physically handicapped
I'm sorry that you were maimed
I've got no insurance to my name.

Whatever the weather I'm always the aggressor
And I can't drive, I can't drive
People are walkin', I'm on phone talkin'
And I can't drive, I can't drive
No no no no I can't drive, I can't drive
No no no no I can't drive.

Look out for my car, somebody help you
Somebody help you, yeah
Look out for my car, somebody help you, yeah
I can't drive.

Look out for my car, somebody help you
Somebody help you, yeah
Look out for my car, somebody help you yeah
I can't drive.