Ooh,
when we set sail for Katmandu I never thought I'd throw up on you.
Then I lost my lunch on the dance floor,
And tears filled my eyes while playing shuffleboard.
And I've learned to despise creme brulee.
All I can say is anchors away.
Don't you know that...

I got sick on a Cruise Line and a bowel movement
Just crossed my mind.
Oh, I got sick on a Cruise Line
And I'm not sure I'll make it home alive.
Honey, honey yeah.
(I got sick on a Cruise Line and I threw up on some old lady). Eww.

I know that I'm far too young to die,
But the main course had to be e coli.
There was so much that I wanted to see,
But I've been glued to a toilet seat.
We could have gone somewhere else.
Now I'm suing the board of health.
I can't believe that...

I got sick on a Cruise Line and I've got diarrhea all the time.
Oh, I got sick on a Cruise Line and I'm not sure I'll make it home alive.
Honey, honey yeah.
(I got sick on a Cruise Line and I threw up on some old lady). Eww.

There's gonna be a mutiny on this ship,
And I wish I were on the Titanic.
Find me a lifeboat I feel abused. Is it true that the crew is sick?
They've been puking down below.
Did you see the Captain jump overboard?
Don't you know that...

I got sick on a Cruise Line,
And I've got a bowel movement all the time.
Baby, I got sick on a Cruise Line
And I'm not sure I'll make it home alive.
Honey, honey yeah.
(I got sick on a Cruise Line and I threw up on some old lady). Eww.
Honey, honey I know...I've got to go.
(I got sick on a Cruise Line and I threw up on some old lady). Eww.
Said I got sick on a Cruise Line.
Ooh, I got sick on a Cruise Line.