Believe me you're such an ugly sight,
I almost crashed my car from fright.
Don't you think you should be in hiding?
You walking tale of woe.
And you know I think its really sad,
You lost your nose and hand,
At the "Rocky Horror Picture Show".
Now you're all alone.
And you know Heather Mills gets laid,
Even if she's hopping on one leg.
Are you reading a book called "A Farewell to Arms", babe?
Hey leprosy, hey leprosy, hey leprosy hey leprosy.

Like a cat that sheds its hair,
You're leaving skin all around.
And when little kids see you,
They're far too scared to make a sound.
And if you looked into a mirror,
Maybe than you'd have a clue.
And what I'd really like to do,
Is call PETA and the zoo.

And you know Johnny Knoxville gets laid,
With his balls hanging by a thread.
Are you thinking about plastic surgery again, today?
Hey leprosy.

And you know Heather Mills gets laid,
Even if she's hopping on one leg.
Are you reading a book called, "A Farewell to Arms", babe?
Hey leprosy.

Believe me, you're such an ugly sight,
I turned every color including white.
Don't you think you should be in hiding?
Or in a circus freak show?
And you know i think its really sad,
You lost your nose and hand,
At the "Rocky Horror Picture Show".
Now you're all alone.
And you know Johnny Knoxville gets laid,
With his balls hanging by a thread.
Are you thinking about plastic surgery again, today?
Hey leprosy hey leprosy.

Stop falling apart.
You need more than Scotch Guard.