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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Justin Bieber"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked on a Feeling"

Original Performer:

Blue Swede

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Justin Bieber"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

The great contradiction in this parody is that its a diss sung to a happy uplifting song, like 2 weather fronts colliding. Hopefully JB knows that this is nothing more than a good natured poke at him. Hey good luck with the new haircut bro.
I can't stand the biebster
He's so squeaky clean
Justin I hope you realize
You put me to sleep
I'd rather study
Late into the night
Before I go to
One of your shows that bite.

I, I, I, I I hate Justin Bieber
I'm not a belieber
Why is he pointing at me?

Lyrics like sugar and sappy
If I listen I'll lose my mind
Justin you're not the Fonzie
Or James Dean...in his prime.

I don't mean to be rude Justin
But you blow for sure
I'll never say never
But I'll miss your tour.

All the screaming girls
Should be mine alone
Go away Justin
Open a hair salon.

I, I, I, I, I hate Justin Bieber
I know he's real eager
But I'd rather watch Miley.

All the bad songs
Need to stay unknown
Go away Justin
Enjoy your prom.

I, I, I, I, I hate Justin Bieber
I'm not a belieber
He's not somebody I need.

I said I hate Justin Bieber
And I know he's real eager
But does he have to breathe?

I hate Justin Bieber
I'm not a belieber
And I'd rather play frisbee.

I hate Justin Bieber
I know he's real eager
But stop pointing at me.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Patrick - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I have only a vague idea who Justin Bieber is. But you mock him for being squeaky clean. Then you'll all come back to mock him when he gets a few years older and (as you are no doubt hoping) he crashes his car while high on pot while driving away from a store where he just swiped and expensive watch.
Old Man Ribber - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Tony - Good shot! You're a regular "Bieber Cleaver"! ;D
I Heart Canada - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
For a long time Canada's music exports have been horrendous. I listened to Bryan Adams, Loverboy, Men Without Hats, Prizm, Chilliwack, and more when I was growing up. Then the 90s shoved Celine Dion and Shania Twain on us (yecchh!). Now Canada is starting to put out good music acts again like Quest for Fire, Broken Social Scene and Arcade Fire, but Justin Bieber sucks dog puke. Gad, he's awful. Well, all this time we've had Rush - I've seen them live 3X so far, they are intelligent butt-kicking rockers! You did a great work here.
TW - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the positive feedback. Mad magazine did a spoof on Bieber recently that was pretty funny. I really enjoyed writing this one.

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