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Song Parodies -> "If I Could Date Kate Moss"

Original Song Title:

"If I Could Turn Back Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"If I Could Date Kate Moss"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Wrote this shortly after the pictures of Kate came out snorting coke. I love your accent Kate...call me!
If I could date Kate Moss.
If I could move to the UK.
I'd go shopping for clothes and buy drugs with you.
Want to play?
I'm an adult but I act like a little kid.
How would you like to share a king size bed?
Tried all my life to find a super model bride.
Your body is a weapon.
You make headlines.
I'm gonna stick to you like superglue.
I think you've got a right to know.
Come on now lets get high, oh baby,

If I could date Kate Moss.
If I could move to the UK.
I'd go shopping for clothes and buy drugs with you.
Want to play?
If I could bring you to the bars,
I'd get drunk with you.
Then you'd love, love me,
I'd make you laugh too.
If I could date Kate Moss.

I'm sure you're flattered.
I'm a work of art.
You like the nightlife.
I want to call you my sweetheart.
You kissed Jack Osbourne,
Now all people do is stare.
I'll give you a million reasons to have a love affair.
I want to have a threesome with Lindsey.
I'd be so happy all night long.
I know we'd bump and grind and darling,

If I could date Kate Moss.
If I could move to the UK.
I'd go shopping for clothes and buy drugs with you.
Want to play?
If I could bring you to the bars,
I'd get drunk with you.
Then you'd love me, love me.
I'd make you laugh too, ooh,
If I could date Kate Moss.
If I could date Kate Moss.
If I could date Kate Moss.
Ooh baby, I'm gonna stick to you like superglue.
I think you've got a right to know.
Come on now lets get high. Ooohh.

If I could date Kate Moss.
If I could move to the UK.
I'd go shopping for clothes and buy drugs with you.
If I could bring you to the bars.
I'd get drunk with you.
Then you'd love me, love me,
I'd make you laugh too.
If I could date Kate Moss.
If I could move to the UK.
Then Kate maybe, maybe I'd get laid.
Bring you to the bars.
If I could bring you to the bars.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Michael Pacholek - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't like Kate, do like the parody. I've heard of walking a thin line, but this is ridiculous!

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