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Song Parodies -> "Children of the Corn"

Original Song Title:

"Riders on the Storm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Children of the Corn"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Children of the corn.
Children of the corn
Take that town by storm
Those Newlyweds are alone
They can't find a payphone
Build them a tombstone
Children of the corn.

He who walks behind the rows
Waters corn with a garden hose
Isaac leads the way
Killing is chils'd play
The Gods are satisfied
Who wants pizza pie?
Walks behind the rows, yeah.

Now we're going to Spokane
Now we're going to Spokane
Let's see a show of hands
Load the moving vans
Gather the odds and ends
t's right around the bend
Going to Spokane, yeah.

Children of the corn
Children of the corn
Take that town by storm
Those Newlyweds are alone
They can't find a payphone
Build them a tombstone.

Children of the corn
Children of the corn
Children of the corn
Children of the corn
Children of the corn
Children of the corn.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Andria - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I had a strange premonition that I would see a "Children of the Corn"-themed parody on AmIRight shortly after seeing the movie on display at Blockbuster. Pacing is fair, very funny and quite good overall, so 3-5-4.
TJC - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Great concept and contains more than a kernal of comedy gold... a whole ear full!
LittleCupCakes - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Cowboy Dave's ghostRiders: Dominition ~ BigGypsy ~ Crowbar ~ Ride the clouds forever, oh sweet hoofed-friends in the Heavens above!
TW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey guys thanks for your input. I actually wrote this 2 years ago, but I'm posting it now.

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