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Song Parodies -> "The Great Exploding Employee"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"The Great Exploding Employee"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

For any of those people who were fortunate enough to hire me, you truly know indeed that I am none other than the great exploding employee!
Oh yes, I'm the great exploding employee, ooh ooh.
When I go to work I'm very stoned, ooh ooh.
I can't stand my boss,
I'll quit at any cost.
I'm angry and everyone knows.

Oh yes, I'm the great exploding employee, ooh ooh.
Adrift in a cloud of pot smoke, ooh ooh.
I show up late for work,
Some people think I'm a jerk,
But its all really just a big joke.

Too boring is this company I work for, ooh ooh.
Too boring are the people I see every morning.

Oh yes, I'm the great exploding employee, ooh ooh.
And I'll be exploding very soon, ooh ooh.
I may even explode before the job interview.
Please believe me its nothing new.
They don't even have a clue.

Too boring is this company I work for,
Too boring are the people I see every morning.

Oh yes, I'm the great exploding employee, ooh ooh.
And I'll be exploding very soon, ooh ooh.
I may even explode before the job interview.
Please believe me its nothing new.
They don't even have a clue.
Not a clue.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Old Man Ribber - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom! Ya da da da da da - Ya da da da da da! ;D
TJC - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Exploding employees? Quick, get 'em into bang'er management!

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