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Song Parodies -> "All He Wants to do is Shoot and Kill Bugs Bunny"

Original Song Title:

"Paper Planes"

Original Performer:

M.I.A.

Parody Song Title:

"All He Wants to do is Shoot and Kill Bugs Bunny"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Whats the deal with Elmer Fudd? You'd think he'd get over it by now. Hey Elmer there has to be a restaurant out there somewhere that serves wabbit. Glad to see "Paper Planes" made Rolling Stones list of 500 all time greatest songs, but they left out "Incense and Peppermints".
His name is Elmer he's no Patron Saint
Forget "Law and Order" he's got wabbit on his bwain
He'll go and set a trap every single day
It usually backfires in his face.

His name is Elmer he's got a migraine
Forget "Law and Order" he never feels pain
He'll go and set a trap every single day
He always uses carrots for his bait.

Its always him who winds up in flames
When he lowers that gun and takes aim
He'd eat Bugs for dinner
Instead of chow mein
Bored alive hunter, now who's insane.

Sometimes I think he smokes cocaine
He's better off playing video games
He's always a loser
Nothing has changed
Bored alive hunter, now who's insane.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

Booby traps and bombs
Pots and pans and forks and knives
He'll never get to use 'em
Bugs is so much smarter than him.

Booby traps and bombs
Salt and spices and forks and knives
He'll never get to eat 'em
In spite of his optomism.

He tried so hard and made such a fuss
What he'll do next is anyones guess
He bitches and moans and needs some drugs
How long will his attention span last?

He tried so hard and made such a fuss
If only he had gone after Snagglepuss
He's never had anything but bad luck
A carrot down a hole, if only he had a grasp.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

KFC
Thats where you should be
Yeah, and you don't have to kill nobody
Show no signs of distress
Cause you're hungry.

Wabbit wabbit on a pwatter
Wabbit wabbit with stew
Wabbit wabbit on a pwatter
Wabbit wabbit with stew.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.

All he wants to do is (bang bang bang bang!)
Shoot
And kill Bugs Bunny.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Old Man Ribber - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Kill the wabbit! Engwossing, Tony! ;D
AFW - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Humorous light fun..very well done...
TW - July 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey thanks, AFW and OMR. Started this parody in April 09 and finished it earlier this year.

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