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Song Parodies -> "Another Nun Turns to Lust"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites the Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another Nun Turns to Lust"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Now just in time for Christmas, this instant holiday classic. Feel free to sing it between "Jingle Bells" and "Silent Night". I'd do my comedy routine about Nuns but it would just seem offensive.
Ooh, let go. Sisters tired of being discreet, pure as the driven snow.
Praying for a piece of meat, going with the flow.

Are you ready for your French kiss? Having sex in a backseat.
Where in heaven did you learn to strip? For the love of Saint Pete. Yeah.

Another Nun turns to lust. Another Nun turns to lust.
And she knows its wrong, and she knows its wrong,
Another Nun turns to lust, Hey that Sisters naked too,
Another Nun turns to lust.

You ditched the Habit for a thong, can't tell right from wrong.
You've lost everything that you had now you moan and groan.

You're happy, so satisfied, getting by on some body heat.
Where in heaven did you learn to strip? For the love of Saint Pete,
Make out.

Another Nun turns to lust. Another Nun turns to lust.
And she knows its wrong, and she knows its wrong,
Another Nun turns to lust. Hey that Sisters naked too.
Another Nun turns to lust.

Hey! Oh shake it, turns to lust, turn to lust hey,
Another Nun turns to lust. Another Nun turns to lust, ow!
Another Nun turns to lust, hey hey. Another Nun turns to lust Heyyy.
Oh go down.

There are many ways to please a man, what a holy battleground.
You can lick him, you can stroke him. Feel guilty as sin.
It seems so profound, yeah. Hold steady prayers are coming true.
So ashamed you're red as a beet.,
Where in heaven did you learn to strip?
For the love of Saint Pete. Oh yeah.

Another Nun turns to lust. Another Nun turns to lust.
And she knows its wrong, and she knows its wrong,
Another Nun turns to lust, yeah,
Hey that Sisters naked too, another Nun turns to lust.
Put out. Hey alright.
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MasonR - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
You had me at the title switch. 555
Timmy1000 - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one! Whoe would have thought we'd see two nun songs on the same day (see Band of the Nuns by Alvin Rhodes)
Pope - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Effin creative lol
alvin - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
between yours and mine the only thing missing today is nuns taking drugs...this is a wonderfully quirky concept and the title switch of the day....bravo
TW - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the positive reinforcement guys. Let me know when they build my iron statue in front of the song parody hall of fame!
Andria - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I couldn't find a thing wrong with this parody for the simple fact that there are nun. 5s.
Vatican Ethics Counsil - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmmmmmmmm...... Just kiddin'--We love it here!
LilCatlicker - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Careful, Sir ! Please refrain from such distain . . .
Ann Hammond - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he

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