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Song Parodies -> "(Theme) from the Republicans"

Original Song Title:

"(Theme) from The Monkees"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"(Theme) from the Republicans"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

To see the video please go to youtube and under search type in Tony Wiseguy. And now in honor of the perpetual hoax being perpetrated against the American public and April Fools Day (every day for the past 8 years!) I present to you the mother-in-law of all song parodies. Wrote this 11/05.
Here we go
Starting another war.
We got our heads up our asses
Yeah we're really bored.
Hey, hey we're the Republicans
People say we act like Clowns.
We love natural disasters
Did somebody really drown?

We lie whenever we want too,
Yeah you know its true
And if you don't believe us,
Turn on the nightly news.
Hey, hey we're the Republicans
And people say we act like Clowns.
We just steal elections
Run the country into the ground.

We're just trying to be greedy,
Our names are Bush, Cheney and McCain,
We just passed a new Bill recently,
Its for people with no brains. Ohh,

Any city or any state,
Here comes "big brother"
And eminent domain.

Hey, hey we're the Republicans
People say we act like Clowns.
We love natural disasters
Did somebody really drown.

(break) Two terms!
That's right Ladies, the crazier I dance, the more I drink.

Hey, hey we're the Republicans
People say we act like Clowns
We just steal elections
Run the country into the ground.

We're just trying to be greedy,
Our names are Bush, Cheney and Delay.
We're a dying breed,
We've got nothing relevant to say.

Hey, hey we're the Republicans.
Hey, hey we're the Republicans.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.1
How Funny: 2.1
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 25

Voting Breakdown

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Michael Pacholek - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Uh, Tony, a man is here from the law firm of Pagliacci, Bozo, Chuckles & Krustofsky. He thinks he has a defamation-of-character case against you for comparing clowns to the Bush Junta. Maybe you can settle by paying him the fives you're gonna get for this parody.
Yoidy - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Jeers to the Replican'ts! 555
MasonR - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Memo from a someone who also is not happy with Bush & co: If you're going to bash the Republicans at least make it funny and make an attempt to meet the pacing of the OS. I suggest going through a few more drafts, get some LOL lines in, and work on the pacing, then resubmit.
TW - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
HEY HEY MASON....LISTEN TO THE VIDEO AT WWW.YOUTUBE.COM (JUST DO A SEARCH FOR TONY WISEGUY) AND YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT THE PACING IS ON THE MONEY!!
MasonR - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey TW--I saw the video--great job on the visuals! But I still think the pacing needs work. You were trying too hard to make the extra syllables sound natural, and that unfortunately came through in the video. Keep trying, though!
2Eagle - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Ones for the GOP - fives for you.
Red Ant - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing is not "on the money", but the recording works. A few more laugh out lines (or choruses that didn't repeat would have made this solid 5 material. Good video!

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