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Song Parodies -> "My Girlfriend's Black"

Original Song Title:

"My Boyfriend's Back"

Original Performer:

The Angels

Parody Song Title:

"My Girlfriend's Black"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Yes its true I used every cliche I could think of to create this, but its all harmless fun. I have plenty of friends who are brothers and sisters.
My friends thought I was whack, and my Dad he had a heart attack.
But they say once you go black you almost never want to go back.

My girlfriends black and I'm whiter than ever
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black
People stare at us whenever were together
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black
We've been going steady for over nine weeks
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black
And when I cop drugs no ones bothering me
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black.

Hey the watermelons' satisfying
And the chicken is deep frying.

Everyone knows that she's a real cutie
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black
The brothers can't stop staring at her booty
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black
We spend a lot of time watching porn
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black
And she knows how to dance up a storm
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black.

Hey, we're into heavy petting
And we've set a June Wedding.

Will I ever get my hands around those thighs?
Wah-ooo, wah-ooo.
She's a big girl and her breast are no door prize
Wah-ooo, wait and see!

My girlfriends black, I'm not discriminating
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black
The sex we have is so exhilerating
Hey Ma hey Ma my girlfriends black.

Yeah my girlfriends black
Don't have a cow yeah my girlfriends black
Yeah oh yeah my girlfriends black
We started fine-tuning
Yeah oh yeah my girlfriends black
And we'll be honey mooning
Yeah oh yeah my girlfriends black
Oh boy wow.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Old Man Ribber - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Tony - Guess who's coming to dinner! ;D
Michael Pacholek - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
"Oh no he didn't!" Oh yes he did.
Ziggy Marley - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah! Lee and Molly - white guy in love with black beauty ...
Agrimorfee - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey wow, welcome to 2011, blacks eat other things besides fried chicken and watermelon mein Fuerher.
TW - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Yes Agrimorfee, I used some stereotypes in this parody, but it wouldn't have sounded funny if I had tried rhyming something else. The bottom line is I don't hate anyone I have friends who are black and this is just a song parody. Can't we all just love one another gosh darnit!
Syncronos - July 27, 2011 - Report this comment
My wife is white, so we can call it even. This is hilarious!
In Excess - July 27, 2011 - Report this comment
"...Dream on - white boy, white boy Dream on - black girl, black girl And wake up to a brand new world" ... Original Sin by INXS The booklet that comes with the INXS Anthology says that when this song came out it hit #1 in their native Australia. On their 1984 U.S. tour at a gig in an Austin, Texas club someone tossed a revolver onto the stage with a note attached saying,"This is in appreciation of your music". This is Texas where there are a LOT of Hispanic people who are a mix of white/Anglo and Native American. What does THAT tell ya?

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