Crossing Guard, dodge all the cars and make it home alive.
Crossing Guard, break up all the fights on every corner,
No more Mr. Nice guy.
Crossing Guard where is your Tylenol?
Some five year old just gave you the finger.
Crossing Guard, who threw that snowball?
Let me tell you it was a real humdinger.

You know why you want to work alone.
You know why you want to work alone.
You know why you want to work alone. Work alone.

Crossing Guard, time for you to clean your shoes,
And scrape off the bubblegum.
Crossing Guard, you want to line those kids up,
And shoot each and every one.
So gather up your thoughts, forget about the gun shots.
Just give those kids a kick in the rear end.
Crossing Guard, if you happen to kill one of those kids,
Its the beginning of the end. Yeah.

You know why you want to work alone.
You know why you want to work alone.
You know why you want to work alone. Work alone.
Crossing Guard, time for you to clean your shoes,
And scrape off the bubblegum.

You know why you want to work alone.
You know why you want to work alone.
You know why you want to work alone. Work alone.
You know why you want to work alone.
You know why you want to work alone.
You know why you want to work alone Work alone.

Crossing Guard, if you happen to kill one of those kids,
Its the beginning of the end.