My life is hell.

My life is hell, my love is bare.
I saw a monster. What a nightmare.

She started work yesterday, stuffing her face with food.
Is the Circus in town? Please don't talk to me I'll come unglued.

You're hideous, you're hideous you're hideous, yes you.
I sent out an S.O.S. If she showers who could guess.
And I think I'm gonna puke. Cause I'm stuck here at work with you.

Yeah I almost lost it, when she shaved her armpit.
She could tell by my expression that I wanted to cry.
And I hope she plans on quitting some day soon,
Cause there's a human whale in my office,
And I wish I had a harpoon.

You're hideous, you're hideous you're hideous, yes you.
I sent out an S.O.S. If she showers who could guess.
And I think I'm gonna puke. Cause I'm stuck here at work with you.

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, please die.

You're hideous, you're hideous you're hideous, yes you.
There must be an evil spirit with a hard-on for me,
When he thought up that I should work here with you.
Now its time for the cleaning crew.
Cause you smell like horse manure.