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Song Parodies -> "Marry Me My Lesbian Love"

Original Song Title:

"Carry On My Wayward Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Marry Me My Lesbian Love"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Do you think I feel guilty about being every lesbians fantasy?
Marry me my lesbian love.
Ellen Degeneres you'll tire of.
Take a look at my hairy chest.
I'm a guy for sure.

You once fantasized about Mischa Barton,
And had naughty thoughts about Dolly Parton.
Was that really your desire?
Or was it all a big lie?

Even though your Mom said you had a girlfriend,
Your Dad told me he wished you had a boyfriend.
I can hear your parents screaming,
Move away today!

Marry me my lesbian love.
You know I'll fit you like a glove.
Take a look at my hairy chest.
I'm a guy for sure.

Dating girls was your persuasion.
You slept with some of them on occasion.
But if you knew me as your boyfriend, well,
Would you leggo of my eggo?

On a waterbed you see my dedication.
Tell me what girl could give you that sensation?
Forget about Jennifer Aniston.
I'm more than a friend today!

Marry me my lesbian love.
Ellen Degeneres you'll tire of.
Take a look at my hairy chest.
I'm a guy for sure.

Marry me, I'm a repeat offender.
Marry me, unconditional surrender.
Sleep with girls but I'm your fantasy.
Surely, I'm your dream come true.

Marry me my lesbian love.
You know I'll fit you like a glove.
Take a look at my hairy chest.
I'm a guy; I'm a guy for sure.

Marry me.
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