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Song Parodies -> "(Here's to you) Martha Stewart"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"(Here's to you) Martha Stewart"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Wrote this 11/05 shortly after Martha had gotten out of prison, so its probably not as funny now as it would have been then. At least she didn't have to ask the Governor for a pardon.
And here's to you Martha Stewart.
Satan loves you more than you will know woh, woh woh.
Go to hell Martha Stewart,
The Netherworlds holds a place for those who macrame,
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

We'd like to know a little bit about your mental health.
We'd like to see you get bitch slapped and maybe kill yourself.
Everywhere you look all you see are dollar signs.
Did some horny prison guard poke you from behind?

And here's to you Martha Stewart,
Satan loves you more than you will know woh woh woh.
Go to hell Martha Stewart,
The Devil says you'd make a really great lay,
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

Stealing someone else's show and calling it your own,
Put it in an oven with your pot roast.
It's an open secret, believe me no one really cares.
Did you blow Donald Trump on a double dare?

Cock-a-doodle-do Martha Stewart,
Satan loves you more than you will know woh woh woh.
Go to hell Martha Stewart,
The Netherworlds holds a place for those who macrame,
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

Painting your ankle bracelet on a lonely rainy day.
Berating the little people you have to pay.
Laugh about it, joke about, you're yesterdays' news.
Any way you slice it you know you're truly screwed.

Whatever happened to Crazy Eddie?
His stockholders would really like to know woh woh woh.
Was it something you baked Martha Stewart?
Omni Media's going down the drain, hey hey hey, hey hey hey.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Jake - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Geez, did she break up with you or something? And your pacing's terrible.

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