I never saw your glass eye,
You bent over and I said hello to Calvin Klein.
I shook my head again and again;
I use to have a short attention span.

I just want to cop a feel.
I want a lap dance despite the danger signs.
If you were a spelling bee,
I'd just yell into that microphone...

Butt crack, butt crack.
In the middle of the room that was really quite a view.
What a sight, what a sight.
I want to spank your behind.
I hope you don't mind, that's no lie.

Please don't bend over again,
Now I just can't comprehend your booty skin game.
What an eyestrain.

So I stared.
What else could I do?
I never saw that sliding door,
I broke my arm in two.
Yes it hurt like hell,
But when lick comes to slurp,
I just want to yell...

Butt crack, butt crack.
In the middle of the room,
I could see your rose tattoo.
What a sight, what a sight.
I want to grab you from behind.
I hope you don't mind, that's no lie.
It's true, it's true.

So I stared for a long time.
I came unglued.
I never saw that sliding door,
I broke my nose too.
Yes, it hurt like hell,
But when lick comes to slurp,
I just want to yell...

Butt crack, butt crack.
In the middle of the room,
That was really quite a view.
What a sight, what a sight.
I want to spank your behind.
I hope you don't mind, that's no lie.

You're showing some nudity.
You're showing some nudity.
You're showing some nudity.
You could be mooning someone, butt crack.
You could be mooning someone, butt crack.
You could be mooning someone, butt crack.
Your butt is a "no parking zone", butt crack.
Your butt is a "no parking zone", butt crack.