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Song Parodies -> "Butt Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Stand Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Nicks

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Crack"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Its not like its never happened to anyone before.
I never saw your glass eye,
You bent over and I said hello to Calvin Klein.
I shook my head again and again;
I use to have a short attention span.

I just want to cop a feel.
I want a lap dance despite the danger signs.
If you were a spelling bee,
I'd just yell into that microphone...

Butt crack, butt crack.
In the middle of the room that was really quite a view.
What a sight, what a sight.
I want to spank your behind.
I hope you don't mind, that's no lie.

Please don't bend over again,
Now I just can't comprehend your booty skin game.
What an eyestrain.

So I stared.
What else could I do?
I never saw that sliding door,
I broke my arm in two.
Yes it hurt like hell,
But when lick comes to slurp,
I just want to yell...

Butt crack, butt crack.
In the middle of the room,
I could see your rose tattoo.
What a sight, what a sight.
I want to grab you from behind.
I hope you don't mind, that's no lie.
It's true, it's true.

So I stared for a long time.
I came unglued.
I never saw that sliding door,
I broke my nose too.
Yes, it hurt like hell,
But when lick comes to slurp,
I just want to yell...

Butt crack, butt crack.
In the middle of the room,
That was really quite a view.
What a sight, what a sight.
I want to spank your behind.
I hope you don't mind, that's no lie.

You're showing some nudity.
You're showing some nudity.
You're showing some nudity.
You could be mooning someone, butt crack.
You could be mooning someone, butt crack.
You could be mooning someone, butt crack.
Your butt is a "no parking zone", butt crack.
Your butt is a "no parking zone", butt crack.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Timmy1000 - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
This one really (huh, what was I going to say, oh yeah) cracked me up. You do kind of zone out for awhile.
Christie Marie M - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Crack-a-lacking parody, Tony! Yeah, it also cracked me up! This happens every time contractors try to put tiles on our bathroom floor. Yeah, butt cracks can be distracting! It's all good! 5's!
Cody Slusher - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good.
TW - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, this was just another parody I pulled from the vault.

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