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Song Parodies -> "Baby, You Can Drink While I Drive"

Original Song Title:

"You Can Sleep While I Drive"

Original Performer:

Melissa Etheridge

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, You Can Drink While I Drive"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Come on Baby, let's get out of this town
I got a full tank of gas and my Lumina's sound
We'll leave your old Ford in town
As it's bound to break down
And Baby, you can drink while I drive

There's a case of beer back there in the trunk
I put it on ice so you can get drunk
I've got money to blow
So you won't run low
And Baby you can drink while I drive

We'll go through Kansas and up to Omaha
We'll drive all night and throw your cans out in Wichita
I'll buy you a cozy at the Texaco, we're gonna have a ball
And in the morning I'll make sure you have lots of Tylenol

You know I've seen that look before
You can throw up behind that store
I'll pull around in the back
So noone can see you yack
And Baby you can drink while I drive

Yes Baby, I would love to drink one with you
And I know that you really want me to
But one of us needs to be sober
In case the cops pull us over
So Baby you can drink while I drive

Come on baby let's get out of this car
No Honey, we're not at the bar
We made it home nice and safe
Now it's getting pretty late
So Baby you can sleep while I drink

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John Barry - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not too familiar with the OS, but I like what you've done with it.
Bonnie B. - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, sir.
malcolm higgins - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderful.. I'll sing it to my wife everyday while I driver her around
BonnieB - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh God, Malcolm, how sardonic. Really?

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