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Song Parodies -> "I Shall Meet My Niece"

Original Song Title:

"I Shall Be Released"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"I Shall Meet My Niece"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

With all the nonsense in the world, we could use some good news. Ashley and Rachel Borsuk were born in New Brunswick, New Jersey on July 2, 2007. They, and their mother, my sister, are doing well. Welcome, girls. Uncle Mike is ready to help you build a better world than the one into which you entered.
They say each generation is replaced.
But each one has been held so dear.
But tomorrow I will see the face
of two new girls who did appear.

I see their lights come shining
for the moment, still in peace.
On this day, now, on this day, now
I shall meet my niece.

They say they had to take my sister
up to St. Peter's Hospital.
But now call me "Uncle Mike," mister
because I got the great phone call.

I see their lights come shining
for the moment, still in peace.
On this day, now, on this day, now
I shall meet my niece.

Now Ashley sleeps inside her bassinet.
And Rachel, well, she does the same.
The twins are sweet as babies get.
As their uncle, I'll stand by that claim.

I see their lights come shining
for the moment, still in peace.
On this day, now, on this day, now
I shall meet my niece.

And my niece.

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Dylan Baranski - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
What a coincidence! My brother Jesse's birthday is July 2nd! He's a year younger than me
alvin - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
that was sweet...i dug it
MasonR - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Congratulations x 2, Uncle Mike!!! (Suggestion: Do your sister a favor and offer to babysit so she can get rest! With twins, she'll need it.)
Make the world a better place? - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
You mean... You mean... You're gonna castrate yourself and register as a sex offender? Oh joy!
Whoa! - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude... Didn't your sister ever learn about the three things she's supposed to keep dicks away from? They are: sharp objects, the 'net, and babies. She's fallin' down on at least two out of the three!
Michael Pacholek - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually, "Make," we're going to elect Hillary, which would certainly make YOU feel as if you've been castrated, and then we're gonna make you register all your guns. And "Whoa," the biggest thing a Dick should be kept away from is the White House: Dick Nixon, Dick Kleindienst (one of Nixon's four Attorneys General, one of the two who went to federal prison), Dick Cheney, Dick Perle, Dick Armitage. Sharp objects? You ain't one. I guess the reason you mentioned three things is because that's as high as you can count.

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