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Song Parodies -> "Catherine the Great vs. Margaret Thatcher"

Original Song Title:

"Epic Rap Battles of History"

Original Performer:

Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd

Parody Song Title:

"Catherine the Great vs. Margaret Thatcher"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Catherine the Great!

vs....

Margaret Thatcher!

Begin!

(Margaret)
The Boss Lady is here
out of Number 10 Downing.
While this elderly bitch
with a horse is clowning!
I dominate Russians
and your fellow Germans, too.
I command a modern army.
Half your army slept with you!
I gained power when the people
supported me in an election!
You needed conversion and arranged marriage
and to overthrow your husband!
You rolled over weak peoples
while I took back the Falklands
from a modern nation
so you shouldn't be talkin'!

(Catherine)
Upon my passing
a hundred million shed tears.
When you died, the United Kingdom
was full of cheers!
I grew an empire
from the Winter Palace.
The people loved me.
You only inspired malice!
I got Marlene Dietrich
and Catherine Zeta-Jones
while only Meryl Streep, you creep
has represented your bones!
And I frequently found passion
and a true love or two
while even your husband
didn't want to sleep with you!

(Margaret)
You know I don't like Catholics
and you're Eastern Orthodox.
So I'll send my Royal Navy
to clean your clocks!
I set up a Major
and taught manners to the miners.
I could show your Slavic slobs
a leader who's far finer!
You partitioned Poland.
I took the Falklands back.
I governed a Union
while you don't know Jack!
I restored Britain's greatness
despite being a ginger!
While you're just an usurper
not to mention a minger!

(Catherine)
I beat Persia and the Ottomans
and I also beat Sweden.
Your greatest victory was stopping
Bobby Sands from eatin'!
I pioneered opportunities
for women in education
while you were just a figurehead
for women's liberation!
I reigned from Finland to Alaska.
You're just a glorified Palin!
If she saw me from her house
she would really be wailin'!
They called you the Iron Lady
but you're really a wuss, yeah!
I've beaten you as if rap battles
were inwented in Russia!

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!

Epic...

Da.

Rap Battles of History!

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Patrick - July 27, 2015 - Report this comment
One of the best in the series so far. Got all the elements, including the horse. Who else remembers the Bobby Sands (Irish Republican Army) hunger strike? Nice rhyme of "wuss, you" with "Russia". "Governed a Union, while you don't know Jack" is particularly fortuitous, also.

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