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Song Parodies -> "W.'s C.I.A."

Original Song Title:

"W-O-L-D"

Original Performer:

Harry Chapin

Parody Song Title:

"W.'s C.I.A."

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This isn't really about W.'s C.I.A., or the torturing they did, or their lying about it, or Speaker Pelosi calling them out on it, or even former Senator Bob Graham coming up with the proof that the C.I.A., not Pelosi, are the liars here. It's about the apologists for torture. Seriously, if Bush and Cheney did nothing wrong by having the C.I.A. torture, then how can Pelosi have done anything wrong by knowing about it?
Hello, honey, it's me.
What do you think of the crazy stuff
said on the radio?
What do the kids think
hearing the trash
Fox says about Barry O?

Remember what Limbaugh said on the radio
there on WABC?
He'll never be nothing but the AM crock
he was in '93.
And his two "kids," Hannity with all his shlock
and O'Reilly, his mouth runs around.
It's been eight years since a President
wasn't trying to bring us down!

Now they will blame Pelosi
not W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
For the torture stuff that's pulled.
That's not the American way!
All-night and morning guys
and afternoon mujahideen!
Acting as if our I.Q.'s
just about 15.

The poppin' of pills that the fat boy did
made his voice go low.
But he still brought in the big bucks...
(bucks... bucks... )
They won't let him go.

So I'm watching Glenn Beck, and there's a great aroma
that permeates his Fox talk show.
And they'd like our next Prez to be the chick
from Sandpoint, Idaho.
For all Sarah don't know.

Now they will blame Pelosi
not W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
For the torture stuff that's pulled.
That's not the American way!
All-night and morning guys
and afternoon mujahideen!
Acting as if our I.Q.'s
just about 15.

They’ve been making extra money on Iraq War contracts
and raising funds for G.O.P.!
You should hear them whining just like little children
and listen what they say ‘bout me!

They’ve an echo chamber in their heads
just beggin’ for a better way.
And these “facts” that they’ve got, they’ve pulled out of their…

But they’re never gonna go away.

Sometimes, I get this crazy dream
that the radio in my car
will play nothing but ballgames and classic rock.
But still, that’s where they are.
I’ve been thinking that they should stop their talking
‘cause it makes their party sore.
Or maybe they should all settle down
if they want to win once more…

Okay, honey, I see.
I guess they won’t let it be.
Sure, old girl, I understand.
Obama’s in the White House, and I’m a happy man!

(Limbaugh)
W.’s C.I.A.!

(Hannity)
W.’s C.I.A.!

(O’Reilly)
W.’s C.I.A.!

(Beck)
W.’s C.I.A.!

Still they will blame Pelosi
not W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
For the torture stuff that's pulled.
That's not the American way!
All-night and morning guys
and afternoon mujahideen!
Acting as if our I.Q.'s
just about 15.

Still they will blame Pelosi
not W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
W.'s C.I.A.!
(C.I.A.!)
(repeat ‘til fade)
William Tong, who wrote the early Amiright classic "Dubya, Don't O.D.", is gonna kick himself for not thinking of this one first. And while Palin's lived most of her life in Alaska, she was born in Sandpoint.

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alvin - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
What secrets that are revealed in a long taxi cab ride(song)!! LOL!!! CIA file 555 disclosed to you...
Michael Pacholek - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Scotti! You gave me full power! A commendation is in order, lad! Thanks to you too, Alvin.
gipper40 - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
How can it be torture when we train our soldiers to get water boarded in the first place? Man, it's not like where chopping there heads off like say... I don't know... the terrorists do to us. :) RIP Daniel Pearl! Or was that Bush's fault too!
malcolm Higgins - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
if they had a category for `100% lefty communist bullsh*t I'd give it a fourth five. terrible mistruths on a great effort deserving of fives under the voting scheme we have now
rob - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
liberal "leaders" create a conflict like "global warming" and "torture" instead of fixing america. bailing out big businesses isnt fixing america by the way. any protesters to this? i didnt think so ... where is this warming been the last 4 years? we had snow in May in north dakota. now it's called "global climate chenge" . DUHH ! of corse it changes. torture? try sawing off someones head while they are alive, then go call putting "fright" onto a terrorist torture? fright and physical pain and murder are different things if you are honest and have a brain. but liberals have to go along with thier "leaders". liberals dont even have the guts to object as liberal "leaders" do what republicans get critisied for. cowardly two faced greedy jealous snots.

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