Song Parodies -> Oilfinger
| Original Song Title: | "Goldfinger" |
| Original Performer: | Shirley Bassey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Oilfinger" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
To the tune of the theme from the 1964 James Bond film, lyrics by John Barry. Yeah, I know, the idea of George W. Bush trying to pick up a chick is laughable, but then, maybe the only reason Laura's with him is that he promised her his daddy's friends could wipe her driving record clean.
Oilfinger!
He's the man, the man with the leaky brain!
A sneaky pain!
Such a spoiled swinger!
Beckons you to enter his off-white house!
But he's a louse!
Golden words he will pour in your ear!
Bbut his lies can't disguise what you fear!
On your bank account he's put such a blister!
It's the kiss of death from Mister Oilfinger!
Pretty girl, beware of his face's boil!
This heart is spoiled! He loves only oil!
Only oil! He loves oil!
He's the man, the man with the leaky brain!
A sneaky pain!
Such a spoiled swinger!
Beckons you to enter his off-white house!
But he's a louse!
Golden words he will pour in your ear!
Bbut his lies can't disguise what you fear!
On your bank account he's put such a blister!
It's the kiss of death from Mister Oilfinger!
Pretty girl, beware of his face's boil!
This heart is spoiled! He loves only oil!
Only oil! He loves oil!
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