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Song Parodies -> "I'm Appalled at Shea, the Mets Blew"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Called to Say I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Appalled at Shea, the Mets Blew"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Another "tribute" to the M-E-T-S... That stands for "My Entire Team Sucks."
(instrumental opening)

No leadoff hit
to celebrate.
No stolen base
our runner's there prostrate.
No rounding third.
No flight like bird.
In fact, he's thrown out right there at home plate.

No April games
without a swoon.
No trade to make to improve team in June.
But what it is
it ain't so new
it's just collapsing team, orange and blue!

I'm appalled
at Shea!
The Mets blew!

I'm appalled!
They just don't seem to care!

I'm appalled
at Shea!
The Mets blew!

And it looks like they
just don't have enough heart!

No All-Star Game
a crying shame.
The days of dog, they're dogging on the field.
No Pennant race
no record chase
and now I'm asking,
"Team, what is the deal?"

It's scarier
than Halloween!
No giving thanks
and I'm just venting spleen.

Not sixty-nine
or eighty-six.
And now the Metropolitans
are in a fix!

I'm appalled
at Shea!
The Mets blew!

I'm appalled!
They just don't seem to care!

I'm appalled
at Shea!
The Mets blew!

And it looks like they
just don't have enough heart!

I'm appalled
at Shea!
The Mets blew!

I'm appalled!
They just don't seem to care!

I'm appalled
at Shea!
The Mets blew!

And it looks like they
just don't have enough heart!

Enough heart!

Enough heart!

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alvin - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
excellent....the best yet of your met tunes
Adam Zen B - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I finally found out what Met stand for. Thanks.

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