They said "Fair and Balanced" gives them the crown
the womenfolk, they lied.
They lied.
They said "Fair and Balanced" all over town
the men on-air, so snide.
'Cause the pull of the bucks was the only law
Republicans understood.
When it came to playing loose and fast...
they were mighty good.

From out of the East a stranger came
a liberal with a plan
a man
the kind of a man the West and South would need
but Fox had panned.
'Cause the pull of the bucks was the only law
Republicans understood.
When it came to playing loose and fast...
they were mighty good.

Many a man would say "Fox lies!"
and many a man would fall!
The man who said, "Fox sure ain't balanced!"
He said, "Fox sure ain't balanced!"
He was the bravest of them all!

The love of this land can make a man run on
when he should stay
stay home.
Campaign for the White House, tell the truth
inside Capitol's dome.
But the pull of the bucks was the only law
Republicans understood.
When it came to playing loose and fast...
"liberal" was no good.

Beat down and afraid she prayed that he'd return
that fateful night
at nine.
She knew that O'Reilly didn't fight no fair
it just ain't right.
From the moment a girl first sees TV
the very first thing she learns
when a man enters the No-Spin Zone
only one returns.

Everyone heard, "You're lying, Bill!"
They all saw O'Reilly fall!
The man who said, "Fox sure ain't balanced!"
He said, "Fox sure ain't balanced!"
He was the bravest of them all!

The man who said, "Fox sure ain't balanced!"
He said, "Fox sure ain't balanced!"
He was the bravest of them all!