Goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!
Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!

There's an Attorney General that we all know.
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
He thinks like they did a long time ago.
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
He thinks non-Christians just make him blue.
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
And that's just the start of his silly goop!
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)

He don't believe in genuine dinosaurs!
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
And he can toss you in jail before you count to four!
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
He treats the law like a club while he tints his hair.
(With some goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
And he don't like statues showing women bare.
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)

(Silly goop!)
He's the strangest man there is alive.
(Silly goop!)
Still can't find ol' bin Laden's hive.
(Silly goop!)
He's the king of the justice jive.
(Look at that caveman mind!)

Wow! He flies 'round the country tearin' freedoms away.
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
Don't you smoke marijuana, watch with whom you lay!
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
The Bible tells him that he knows better.
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
'Cause he's a holy roller goofball and a bad trend-setter.
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)

(Silly goop!)
He's the strangest man there is alive.
(Silly goop!)
Still can't find ol' bin Laden's hive.
(Silly goop!)
He's the king of the justice jive.
(Look at that caveman mind!)

Wow! There he goes!
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
Look at that caveman mind!
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
He sure ain't hip like me!
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
Like, what's happenin'?
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
He's too much!
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
Ride, Johnny, ride!
(Silly goop-goop, goop, goop-goop!)
And take Georgie with you!