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Song Parodies -> "If What Mel"

Original Song Title:

"If I Fell"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"If What Mel"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

If what Mel said drunk is true
since I am one-quarter Jew
then help me
understand
why he's like his dad before
and why now, forevermore
he'll talk
to the hand!

If I give my hand
to him
I must be sure
from the very start
that it
will leave him feeling grim.

If I trusted him
oy, please
then I should hide.
If I watched his films
oy, please
can't act so snide like him.

'Cause he couldn't stand the strain.
And I
am so glad apologies
are in vain.

So I hope he'll see
that we
no longer love him.
And that he
will cry
at what he seemed to do.

'Cause he couldn't stand the strain.
And I
am so glad apologies
are in vain.

So I hope he'll see
that we
no longer love him.
And that he
will cry
at what he seemed to do.
So, Mel, don't go blame the Jews!

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alvin rhodes - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
brilliant stuff
2Eagle - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I would never have watched any of his movies.

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