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Song Parodies -> "He's at 31"

Original Song Title:

"Soak Up the Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"He's at 31"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Approval rating 31. Georgie, you're a dirty one. Dubya stands alone: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=1940034&page=1
(instrumental opening)

He calls me "Communist"
from seat in Oval Office.
I can't afford his gas
but I laugh at him on TV!

He's looking miserable.
He don't have diddly-squat.
He's not the President I want
but he's still the one I've got!

Bush, look, he's at 31.
His political capital's used up.
Lemme tell ya that
I know just who to blame.
He's a duck that's so lame.
He should give up.

Bush, look, he's at 31.
Bush, look, he's at 31.

He's done a crummy job.
Don't help us nearly enough.
Ain't doing what it takes.
Won't admit his mistakes.

Every time I turn around
approval rating's going down.
Maybe something's wrong with you
for giving him term number two.
Maybe you are crazy too!

Bush, look, he's at 31.
His political capital's used up.
Lemme tell ya that
I know just who to blame.
He's a duck that's so lame.
He should give up.

Bush, look, he's at 31.
No security.
Bush, look, he's at 31.
And we don't feel free.

Don't have bin Laden killed.
Bush still the king of zilch.
He's got a fancy ride, but baby
he's still wallowing in filth.

Every time I turn around
approval rating's going down.
Maybe something's wrong with you
for giving him term number two.
Maybe you are crazy too!

Bush, look, he's at 31.
His political capital's used up.
Lemme tell ya that
I know just who to blame.
He's a duck that's so lame.
He should give up.

Bush, look, he's at 31.
Got it bad but not long from now
he'll be gone.

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Rick C - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
"the king of zilch" I think that is a VERY fitting title for Dubya, Michael. Excellent writing here. 555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Will there be a separate parody for every percentage/number as approval continues to drop, and if so will you keep up? :-)
alvin rhodes - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
the way this administration tries to snow the public, i'm surprised his rating isn't listed as 131 %
Larry Hensley - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Really good parody, 555%
MrMacphisto - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate the original, but you did a great job with this song.

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