-> "(Bush Is An) A** Like That"
Original Song Title:
"A** Like That"
Parody Song Title:
"(Bush Is An) A** Like That"
The Lyrics
Mike:
The way he fakes it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!
I don't believe him, he's way too wrong to be true.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!
The way he governs us is like a cancer.
He's on vacation while men die in the sands.
Cindy Sheehan's at the door.
And I don't think he's gonna answer.
His brain's in a freeze.
Going going gone!
Georgie:
What do you mean, "lies"?
Please, I'm a Republican!
I have needs!
I'm not done!
Not while I'm pretzel eating!
I am not resisting the press!
They are agreeing, all of them!
They're already on their knees!
I can't get on the ground with more troops!
It's impossible for me!
And do not treat me like a murderer!
I belong to G.O.P.!
Yes, I make travesty!
I sing song, it go
"We won in Iraq, mission accomplished!"
Psych! I joke! I joke! I killed your kid!
If I offend, not sorry, please, please forgive
for I am Georgie the puppet dog!
I am a mere puppet!
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it!
Mike:
The way he fakes it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!
Jessica Simpson, a better Texan.
She is smarter than Bush, who's an ass like that!
Everytime I see that guy on CNN, I wish he was
going going gone!
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome.
They're more mature than Bush, who's an incredible dum-dum!
I go watch "The West Wing" and sit down with my popcorn.
Bush, be like Sheen, please!
Going going gone!
Georgie:
What do you mean, "sleaze"?
Geez, I just took my seat!
So go stick it!
Saddam's put away! My zipper's zipped! Taxes cut!
That's all a President should do, don't you see?
I did not even get to see Saddam's big trial scene!
I didn't mean to be obscene or treat Sheehan so mean!
And don't treat me like I'm Billy Clinton!
This White House PG!
Mister Journalist, I demand you approve my journey!
I will simply plead innocent, and pretend you're all free!
While our men die on Iraqi streets!
What you mean, Dick Cheney's with Rumsfeld, he's too busy?
I have triumphed!
Condi Rice has job that's for a man!
And I can say that and you'll laugh
'cause I am a puppet for command!
Mike:
The way he fakes it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!
Hilary Duff, unlike Bush, smart enough
so she may not be an ass like that!
Maybe in 2008 we can relax as Bush is
going going gone!
The way he thinks and he governs, he's a no-go!
His dad was wrong, it ain't Clinton who's the bozo!
I need a new President who's brain's got mojo!
Give Bush his release!
Going going gone!
Georgie:
What do you mean, "ass"?
My party's the elephant!
Where's the keys to my ranch?
Laura baked cookies, yes she did!
Looky, take a whiff of these!
Wait, I think Jenna did, strange smell in this.
Nobody is safe from me!
No, not even me!
I don't even know if I can say the word
"nucular"
on the radio, but I think I did!
Dammit, I am the best!
I think I just had a fit!
Psych! I joke! I joke! I killed your kid!
I don't think my war is working!
Change subject, quick!
Sheehan, must stop her!
Troops'll never get out!
I am not Georgie, I am Churchill!
Get down!
Mike:
The way he fakes it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!
Take Mrs. Clinton over this dumb hick squintin'!
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
'Cause the way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!
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