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Song Parodies -> "(Bush Is An) A** Like That"

Original Song Title:

"A** Like That"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"(Bush Is An) A** Like That"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I'm no Eminem fan, but on Bush, we agree. And if he and Triumph can make up, can a duet with Moby be far behind? Remember: In this parody, "ass" does NOT mean "rear end." Though it could mean "butthead."
Mike:
The way he fakes it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!

I don't believe him, he's way too wrong to be true.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!

The way he governs us is like a cancer.
He's on vacation while men die in the sands.
Cindy Sheehan's at the door.
And I don't think he's gonna answer.
His brain's in a freeze.
Going going gone!

Georgie:
What do you mean, "lies"?
Please, I'm a Republican!
I have needs!
I'm not done!
Not while I'm pretzel eating!
I am not resisting the press!
They are agreeing, all of them!
They're already on their knees!
I can't get on the ground with more troops!
It's impossible for me!
And do not treat me like a murderer!
I belong to G.O.P.!
Yes, I make travesty!
I sing song, it go
"We won in Iraq, mission accomplished!"
Psych! I joke! I joke! I killed your kid!
If I offend, not sorry, please, please forgive
for I am Georgie the puppet dog!
I am a mere puppet!
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it!

Mike:
The way he fakes it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!

Jessica Simpson, a better Texan.
She is smarter than Bush, who's an ass like that!
Everytime I see that guy on CNN, I wish he was
going going gone!

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome.
They're more mature than Bush, who's an incredible dum-dum!
I go watch "The West Wing" and sit down with my popcorn.
Bush, be like Sheen, please!
Going going gone!

Georgie:
What do you mean, "sleaze"?
Geez, I just took my seat!
So go stick it!
Saddam's put away! My zipper's zipped! Taxes cut!
That's all a President should do, don't you see?
I did not even get to see Saddam's big trial scene!
I didn't mean to be obscene or treat Sheehan so mean!
And don't treat me like I'm Billy Clinton!
This White House PG!
Mister Journalist, I demand you approve my journey!
I will simply plead innocent, and pretend you're all free!
While our men die on Iraqi streets!
What you mean, Dick Cheney's with Rumsfeld, he's too busy?
I have triumphed!
Condi Rice has job that's for a man!
And I can say that and you'll laugh
'cause I am a puppet for command!

Mike:
The way he fakes it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!

Hilary Duff, unlike Bush, smart enough
so she may not be an ass like that!
Maybe in 2008 we can relax as Bush is
going going gone!

The way he thinks and he governs, he's a no-go!
His dad was wrong, it ain't Clinton who's the bozo!
I need a new President who's brain's got mojo!
Give Bush his release!
Going going gone!

Georgie:
What do you mean, "ass"?
My party's the elephant!
Where's the keys to my ranch?
Laura baked cookies, yes she did!
Looky, take a whiff of these!
Wait, I think Jenna did, strange smell in this.
Nobody is safe from me!
No, not even me!
I don't even know if I can say the word
"nucular"
on the radio, but I think I did!
Dammit, I am the best!
I think I just had a fit!
Psych! I joke! I joke! I killed your kid!
I don't think my war is working!
Change subject, quick!
Sheehan, must stop her!
Troops'll never get out!
I am not Georgie, I am Churchill!
Get down!

Mike:
The way he fakes it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
The way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!

Take Mrs. Clinton over this dumb hick squintin'!
I ain't never seen an ass like that!
'Cause the way he governs, I wish that he would be
going going gone!

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 27

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carol - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO! my hat's off to you! 5's +
Donk - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh, it's the Democrats who present themselves as jackasses on a daily basis...
Tyrell - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree G.W.B doesn't know what he is doing and thats why you get 5's
- September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, Michael! I love you! Here's a freebie! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Arwen - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hold it, carol...you can't have him...
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Mine, Arwen! Mine! He's my preciousss!
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
TIME OUT!! who is writing these comments in my name? The only one I am claiming is number one at the very top.
carol - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
my nose was never there in the first place. take off your rosy colored glasses. Oh I forgot, you wouldn't dare do that would you? buckbuck buckbuckbuck. keep on drinking the kool-aid. Foamer
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Y'know, Carol, if you wanna take me away from Arwen, it helps to have only one personality. It also helps to be a whole lot closer to New Jersey than Wyoming is. And whoever's writing this stuff and putting Carol's name on it... Knock it off!
carol - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Michael!! It should not be hard to see that a dead brain coward wrote those other comments in my name. I claim comments 1, 4, and 5(except that commment 5 was supposed to be posted somewhere else)(puts on dunce cap)
Arwen - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Um, Michael...the correct response would have been, "Y'know Carol, although we are politically in sync, and I'm sure you're a great gal, NOTHING could take me away from Arwen."

We're totally in a fight now.
carol - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen--I'm beggin' you please no fights in the first degree
Cnv - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
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