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Song Parodies -> "Dumbest Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Jealous Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Dumbest Guy"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

In order to do a song about both of them, I needed a guy with enough talent to cancel them out. Wherever can I find one? Liverpool. A "gravy train" refers to a depraved gorging on luxuries, since someone else foots the bill. The breakup of Britney Spears and Hubby Number Two, Kevin Federline, might be the biggest since, well, Paul McCartney broke up with John Lennon. (Well, to be fair, they were cheating on each other, and one had that real weirdo. You know, the vegetarian cookbook writer, Linda!)
(instrumental opening)

I was dreaming of the past.
How my poverty did last.
Then I fell into your lap.
Can you fund my try at rap?

I don't care if I hurt you.
I don't care if I make you cry.
Oh my.
And now it seems I've lost you.
I'm just the dumbest guy.

I would feel so insecure
if I can't sleep with you no more.
Don't you let that money slide.
Don't you let my money slide.

I don't care if I hurt you.
I don't care if I make you cry.
Oh my.
And now it seems I've lost you.
I'm just the dumbest guy.

(This part is hard to listen to, since I'm guessing,
since K-Fed can't do anything else involving music,
he probably can't whistle, either.)

I don't care if I hurt you.
I don't care if I make you cry.
Oh my.
And now it seems I've lost you.
I'm just the dumbest guy.

My only talent's making kids.
My career has hit the skids.
You were swallowing your pain.
Now you never will again.

I don't care if I hurt you.
I don't care if I make you cry.
Oh my.
And now it seems I've lost you.
I'm just the dumbest guy.
F--- it, now.
I'm just the dumbest guy.
F--- it, now, baby.
I'm just the dumbest guy.
Premiering this week on VH1: Kevin Federline is having the "Worst Week Ever!" Well, it could be worse: He could be a Republican Congressman! He's dumb enough, tacky enough, and disrespectful enough toward women to be one!

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Ravyn Rant - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Chuckles and fives. Loved the whistling bit.
alvin rhodes - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
fit the tine of the OS well
John Barry - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Calling K-Fed a dumb guy is an insult to dumb guys. Nice job.
Susanna Viljanen - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice. I enjoyed humming along.

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