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Song Parodies -> "Still a Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Still the One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Orleans

Parody Song Title:

"Still a Bum"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Another George W. Bash? Guess again: It's about one of the main guys behind the St. Louis Cardinals' World Series win. I don't care: After messing up my Yankees in the 2003 Series, I still see him as Jeff (Bad Dream) Weaver!
(instrumental opening)

You blew the Series, and you know when.
You know, I never want to see you again.
But I want you to know
though you won with St. Lou
you're still a bum!
I got no respect for you!

You're still a bum!
With a defective head!
You're still a bum!
That's still what I've said!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!

I looked at your face that October day.
How come Detroit couldn't put you away?
In 2003
I wanted you to go.
(want you to go)
Your mind's a desert
and for me, that game you'd blow!

You're still a bum!
That makes me sick!
You're still a bum!
I saw the Marlins lick!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!

You're still a bum!
Who throws home runs long!
You're still a bum!
And you pitched so wrong!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!
Yes, you are!

(instrumental break)

Changing, you've got October gold.
You still left Yanks some mold, it grows new!

You're still a bum!
With my fist, I'd touch!
You're still a bum!
Who I can't boo enough!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!

You're still a bum!
Who we had to ditch!
You're still a bum!
Who still makes me twitch!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!

You...
are...
still a bum!
Who left us bereft!
You're still a bum!
Bad-dream Weaver, Jeff!
You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!

You're still a bum!

You're still a bum!

You still leave me numb
and you're still a bum!

(instrumental close)
Admit it: When you saw "You're still a bum that makes me sick," and "You're still a bum who we had to ditch," you were expecting different rhymes, weren't you? Too bad, this is a PG-rated parody. Now, if it HAD been a Bush parody, there might've been a few R-rated words in there.

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Yoidy - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
They're all millionaire bums!
alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
i never would have guessed this guy woyuld pitch the winning game of the series after being unceremoniously dumped by the angels in mid season...5s
Max Power - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Not to mention being dumped by the Angels for his brother aka The Good Weaver.

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