Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Nothing So You're Now Glue"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Compares 2U"

Original Performer:

Sinead O'Connor

Parody Song Title:

"Nothing So You're Now Glue"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The Kentucky Derby was won by a 50-1 shot, Giacomo. Bellamy Road, a 9-2 shot going in, finished 7th in the 20-horse field. That suggests he's not long for this world, since he's owned by George Steinbrenner. Horses that do badly in races are said to end up in "the glue factory."
It's been seven months since that bad day
since the Yanks threw flag away.
I scream out every night and weep all day
since the Yanks threw flag away.
Now they look gone but I do whatever I want.
I can train a horse if I choose.
I can watch the Derby in a fancy restaurant
but racing, I said racing don't take away these blues.

Saw nothing, so you're...
nothing, so you're now glue!

It's been so homely, these games up here.
I've still heard that lousy song.
(Oh whoa whoa whoa, whoa...)
Nothing can speed up my horse's running.
Tell me, Torre, where did I go wrong?
I can put my hopes on each player I see
but none of them are true.
(Oh whoa whoa whoa, whoa...)
I went to the Derby and guess what they showed me?
Guess what they showed me?
I say, horse, you better run from faster than I saw you do
you equine fool!

'Cause nothing, so you're...
nothing, so you're now glue!

(instrumental break)

All the flowers, roses to the winner
at the track yard
with me they don't go away.
(Oh whoa whoa whoa, whoa...)
I know that living with the Yankees is sometimes hard
but I won't give that horse another try!

Showed nothing and he's...
nothing and he's now glue!

Showed nothing and he's...
nothing and he's now glue!

Showed nothing and he's...
nothing and he's now glue!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   6
 6
 6
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rick C - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Wish I'd had a buck on Giacomo! But, I didn't so, I'm spending 3 more 5s on your parody.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I bet this is better than mine! 555
Red Ant - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
The odds of this parody statistically were 125:1 against a victory, but you won.
alvin rhodes - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
i can think of some yankees that ol' george would like to send to the glue factory too...funny one ! ...5s
Rex - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe George should toss a saddle on A-Rod.
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
No, Rex, you don't want to ride a horse with the Number 13. Then, of course, there's Jason Giambi and his nag-ging injuries. The Daily News had a great headline: "SADDLE SORE." And this was after the Yanks got a shutout!
MrMacphisto - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This one made me "horse" with laughter... :)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/sineadoconnor1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 709