Song Parodies -> Her Neat Freak's On
| Original Song Title: | "The Heat Is On" |
| Original Performer: | Glenn Frey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Her Neat Freak's On" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Narrator: Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry), about his Friend-turned-girlfriend-turned-wife, Monica Geller (Courteney Cox). I won't do this song as it would be paced... BY Chandler! This time. The real-life building used on "Friends" is at the corner of Grove and Bedford Streets in Manhattan's Greenwich Village. There's a French restaurant on the first floor (which would appeal to Monica), but no Central Perk nearby (which would upset them all).
(saxophone opening)
Her neat-freak's on
down on Grove Street.
Her Village pad
is oh-so-neat.
She cooks good food
but spatters none.
She lectures you
so you can't have fun!
And her neat-freak's on!
(saxophone break)
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Gotta use a coaster!
Monica is watching you!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
(Chandler, don't you spill it!)
(Joey, don't you spill it!)
(Rachel, don't you spill it!)
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
It can't be beat!
Her neat-freak's...
on!
(saxophone break)
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Gotta use a coaster!
Monica is watching you!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
(Chandler, don't you spill it!)
(Joey, don't you spill it!)
(Rachel, don't you spill it!)
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
It can't be beat!
Her neat-freak's...
on!
A drop of gel
from Ross's hair
she wipes it from
her favorite chair.
His neck she'd like to break
and snap it through.
That's the chance you take
when she neat-freaks you!
And her neat-freak's on!
(saxophone break)
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Gotta use a coaster!
Monica is watching you!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
(Phoebe, don't you spill it!)
(Ross, now, don't you spill it!)
(Richard, don't you spill it!)
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
It can't be beat!
Her neat-freak's on!
(Chandler, you're so sloppy!)
Her neat-freak's on!
(Messy, bad and gloppy!)
Her neat-freak's on!
(Got my stomach turning!)
It can't be beat!
(fade out)
Her neat-freak's on
down on Grove Street.
Her Village pad
is oh-so-neat.
She cooks good food
but spatters none.
She lectures you
so you can't have fun!
And her neat-freak's on!
(saxophone break)
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Gotta use a coaster!
Monica is watching you!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
(Chandler, don't you spill it!)
(Joey, don't you spill it!)
(Rachel, don't you spill it!)
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
It can't be beat!
Her neat-freak's...
on!
(saxophone break)
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Gotta use a coaster!
Monica is watching you!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
(Chandler, don't you spill it!)
(Joey, don't you spill it!)
(Rachel, don't you spill it!)
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
It can't be beat!
Her neat-freak's...
on!
A drop of gel
from Ross's hair
she wipes it from
her favorite chair.
His neck she'd like to break
and snap it through.
That's the chance you take
when she neat-freaks you!
And her neat-freak's on!
(saxophone break)
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Gotta use a coaster!
Monica is watching you!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
(Phoebe, don't you spill it!)
(Ross, now, don't you spill it!)
(Richard, don't you spill it!)
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
Her neat-freak's on!
It can't be beat!
Her neat-freak's on!
(Chandler, you're so sloppy!)
Her neat-freak's on!
(Messy, bad and gloppy!)
Her neat-freak's on!
(Got my stomach turning!)
It can't be beat!
(fade out)
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pretty neat
Are you sure that was gel? (Oh wait, I'm thinking of "There's Something About Mary".) Fun!
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