-> "Born to Choke"
Original Song Title:
"Born to Run" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Born to Choke"
In the day we sweat it out on the streets
of a runaway World Series dream
At night we ride to the Cask 'n' Flagon
for Bailey's Irish cream.
Sprung from cages on Commonwealth Ave
and whinin' 'bout what we don't have.
Oh, baby this team rips the bones from your back
it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get away from this joke
'Cause fans like us, baby we were born to choke!
Nomar, get a hit, I'm gonna have a fit
you know how hard it is to stay sober.
Just wrap your bat 'round that horsehide ball
and carry us through October!
Together we can break this Curse
we'll run 'til we drop and finally finish first!
Oh, can you stay off the D.L. for a while?
'Cause, Nomar, I'm scared about Pedro's shoulder
and I gotta know how it feels.
I wanna know if we got a chance
I wanna know if our chance is real?
Oh, can you show me?
Beyond the Monster, heavy-powered drones
scream down the Mass Turnpike.
Girls wanna see Duquette in their rearview mirrors
and the boys tell him, "Take a hike."
Eddie Andelman's talkin' on The Zone today
kids are huddled on the beach at the Cape.
I wanna die with you, baby, on the street one day
under mounds of ticker-tape!
The Fenway's jammed with broken heroes
on a last-chance pennant scheme.
The Yankees and their fans remind us we ain't
won since nineteen-eighteen.
Together, baby, we can live with the sadness
'cause rooting for the Sox is a madness of the soul.
Oh, someday, girl, I don't know when
we're gonna get to October and win the World Series
at least once before we croak
but 'til then, fans like us, baby we were born to choke!
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