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Song Parodies -> "Floozies, Couture High, with Diamonds"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Floozies, Couture High, with Diamonds"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Presenting the 10th annual Bjork Awards for the worst in Oscar fashion.
(Instrumental opening)

Picture yourself in an L.A. theater
with tarted-up women squired by vapid guys.
Judy Greer's dress looked like comic-book costume.
Not super in this viewer's eyes.

Glenn Close was posin' in Zac dress of green.
What was going through her head?
She won't be ignored in that dress, and it should be gone.

Floozies, couture high, with diamonds.
Floozies, couture high, with diamonds.
Floozies, couture high, with diamonds.
Oy...

Follow up with Kristin's dress with beige feathers.
With Kristin, a wig would be more of a prize.
Then Stacy Keibler, on hip, a cake-flower.
Her designer must have been high.

Viola Davis, green as sea on shore.
Dress should be taken away.
Jessica Chastain, looked like Xena's formal-wear gown.

Floozies, couture high, with diamonds.
Floozies, couture high, with diamonds.
Floozies, couture high, with diamonds.
Oy...

Picture yourself in a tux, Robert Downey.
You don't wear black shirt or a glittered bow-tie.
Suddenly everyone heads for the turnstiles.
You gave them kaleidescope eyes.

Floozies, couture high, with diamonds.
Floozies, couture high, with diamonds.
Floozies, couture high, with diamonds.
Oy...
(Repeat until fade)

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2Eagle - February 27, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll bet you enjoyed Jennifer Lopez' "wardrobe malfunction".
Michael Pacholek - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Actually, in the immortal words of Arsene Wenger, "No, I did not see it." My favorite look of the night was Natalie Portman. Great red dress and she was gorgeous. Something about the eyebrows. She would make a great Vulcan.

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