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Song Parodies -> "The Closet"

Original Song Title:

"You Got It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"The Closet"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Forgive me, Roy, but this guy deserves this parody!
(instrumental opening)

Everytime I hear some music from this guy
I hear a song that money should not buy.
One look... at him
I cringe... away.
I pray... that his
music... won't play!

Video he's got
"The Closet."
Making my brain bleed
"The Closet."
Don't make sense at all!
"The Closet."
Kelly!

Every month or so
a new installment's panned.
Everything about it
shows he's messed-up, man.
He's got (he's got)
a life (a life)
that's got (that's got)
loose screw. (loose screw)
No one (no one)
should do (should do)
the things (the things)
he'll do!

Naughty stuff he's told.
"The Closet."
He thinks he's so bold.
"The Closet."
You're 14 years old?
"The Closet."
Run, please!

Video he's got!
("The Closet.")
Making my brain bleed!
("The Closet.")
Don't make sense at all!

(Do-da-do-do-do!)
Whoa!
(Do-da-do-do-do!)
Whoa, yeah!
(Do-da-do-do-do!)
("The Closet")

I'm glad (I'm glad)
he's not (he's not)
the best (the best)
in biz! (in biz)
I know (I know)
he thinks (he thinks)
he's such (he's such)
a whiz!

Video he's got
"The Closet."
Making my brain bleed
"The Closet."
Don't make sense at all!
"The Closet."
Kelly!

Video he's got
"The Closet."
Making my brain bleed
"The Closet."
Don't make sense at all!
"The Closet."
Kelly!

Don't make sense at all!
("The Closet")
Kelly!
"The Closet!"
I mean, really, if you only heard the song, and didn't have the video to watch along with it, how long would YOU listen? Thirty seconds? R. Kelly's had "golden showers" that lasted longer than that!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
don't sugarcoat it...what do ya really feel ?...lol...5s
Bob Gomez - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Mike Pacholek, won't you pardon me, Mike Pacholek, I voted 5-4-3, Mike Pacholek--don't walk away--Hey! I guess I'll write more songs that bite. Another day on AmiRight...What do I see??? He's sent comments back to meeeee....oohhh, ohhhh, Mike Pacholek!
Michael Pacholek - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
What, Bob, am I supposed to be "running scared" from you? If anything, I'm running away from this stupid R. Kelly piece!
Stephen aka Step-chan - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
555, I agree with you Mike, R. Kelly's "The Closet", which I made the mistake of watching, is a painful experience, it would be easier to watch it if it were about him being locked in a closet for over a month(and funnier too).
yoidy - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Very apropos. We gotta shove R Kelly back in the closet
malcolm higgins - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
where have you been keeping this little gem?

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