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Song Parodies -> "Beethoven's Fifth"

Original Song Title:

"Symphony No. 5"

Original Performer:

Ludwig van Beethoven

Parody Song Title:

"Beethoven's Fifth"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

So I'm on hold with this guy, and the on-hold music is Beethoven's 5th Symphony. And, well, let's just say it's a good thing he didn't pick up, because he would have heard me writing a parody on the spot. Yes, I know, Rick Duncan already did "Beethoven's Riff," and it was longer, but I don't think either he or the Beethoven estate are gonna sue me.
Beethoven's Fifth!
Beethoven's Fifth!
This is the tune that's known as
Beethoven's Fifth!
This is the tune that's known as
Beethoven's Fifth!
Beethoven's Fifth!
Beethoven's Fifth!
Ludwig's Fifth Sym... pho...ny!

Beethoven's Fifth!
I couldn't have made this up: The security code had two 5s in it.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 8

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Schroeder - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't worry, Mike. If Beethoven's heirs wanted to sue people, they'd have gone after me years ago.
Michael Pacholek - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
And then you'd have to get Lucy to represent you, and then you'd have to sue her for malpractice. At least she wouldn't charge much: Every hour, "Five cents, please."
Dylan Baranski - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
In 1976, Walter Murphy released a disco version called "A Fifth of Beethoven".
Michael Pacholek - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Banned for mentioning disco, let alone for mentioning that piece. I thought I eliminated such discussion when I got rid of Bernard.
yeahh - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
yeahh!? it was fabulous..who knows al the words to that..i mean cmon its great..i wanna be a peanist wen i grow up to be big an strongg
Crazy Jake - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I know how it feels to banned, I've been banned from the blues brothers forum by that wicked witch Takkuneg. It's proof that forum adminstrators have no heart whatsoever.
Fajubi - November 15, 2008 - Report this comment
This is too short if you ask me. It is very creative and well paced, but it is frankly quite boring.
Antonio Salieri - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
You make too many demands on the royal ear. The poor man can't concentrate for more than an hour... you gave him ten seconds.
dick - February 15, 2017 - Report this comment
hahahaha tjats how funnynit was

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