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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of John's Hot Cocoa"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of John's Hot Cocoa"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

For Rick Duncan, wdh, and everyone else who loves food parodies.
Standing in the refrigerator
trying to find the toast comes from France.
I ate a Big Mac, that taste is now coming back.
I didn't want to burp, but I had no chance.

Rice, you know it ain't tasty.
It ain't delicious, you see.
The way things are going,
they're gonna pasteurize me.

Finally found my hot cocoa's sugar.
Honeymooning with stomach pain.
Doctor Brown called to say, "You can make it okay.
You can get married if no more pounds you gain."

Rice, you know it ain't tasty.
It ain't delicious, you see.
The way things are going,
they're gonna pasteurize me.

Drove from Wendy's to the Amsterdam Arby's.
Don't care what that Doc Atkins says.
The newspeople said, "Why you eat candy in bed?"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some Pez!"

Rice, you know it ain't tasty.
It ain't delicious, you see.
The way things are going,
they're gonna pasteurize me.

Saving all our money for a pizza day.
Giving my old clothes to charity.
Last night, the wife said, "Fat boy, you'll be dead.
You won't take nothing with you, no pork roll! Think!"

Eating sausages of Vienna.
Fifty Happy Meals in a bag.
The newspeople said, "She's gone to his head.
They look like Jackie Gleason in drag!"

Rice, you know it ain't tasty.
It ain't delicious, you see.
The way things are going,
they're gonna pasteurize me.

Caught the early flight back to Newark.
Barfing in my White Castle sack.
The men from the press said, "You made such a mess.
It looks like all your food's coming back!"

Rice! You know it ain't tasty.
It ain't delicious, you see.
The way things are going,
they're gonna pasteurize me!
The way things are going,
they're gonna pasteurize me!
In the immortal words of the Cookie Monster, "Dat was da-lish-us! Ha-Ha!"

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Rick D - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mention, but I have to say, you seem a little less focused than usual in this one. Lotsa food, but it's hard to tell where it's going. I think you kept too many of the original words. Don't get mad, I love your other stuff.
Claude Prez - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick, you don't have to be so polite to Michael. He's usually very blunt when he doesn't like one. Obsoive: Mike, this was Yukko Oh No (Actually I liked the "Jackie Gleason in drag" part).
Guy - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
MP - You had enough good lines in here for me to score you 5s. You are capable of much better but for some reason I liked this one. I may have seen one or two small pacing problems but I overlooked them.
Wild Man - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
What me love food parodies? 555 Chalupas, Pach!
Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike - I love food parodies (did one myself recently on "Nights In White Satin"), and this one of yours is de-licious! 5/5/5

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