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Song Parodies -> "Had to Get Loan"

Original Song Title:

"Bad to the Bone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Thorogood

Parody Song Title:

"Had to Get Loan"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

So will we all in October 2005. Oh, you didn't hear? The dummy was re-elected, and October is often a bad month for the stock market. We just passed the 75th Anniversary of The Crash, October 24-29, 1929. See "Poorhouse Rock," my President Herbert Hoover parody. Anyway, it's about time I did a parody of this song.
(guitar intro)

Now on the day I was born
Mom and Dad looked around.
They would not now be moving
to a suburban town.
They knew Newark was
a high-crime danger zone.
So they could get away
they just had to get loan.

Had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had
H-h-h-h-had
Had to get loan.

I cost a million bucks
before I was two.
Wasn't too long before I had
blown my money too.
I wanna call you pretty baby
but can't use the phone.
I don't got a dime honey
and I have to get loan.

Had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had
H-h-h-h-had
Had to get loan.

(guitar break)

I'll make a rich woman pay
or maybe I'll just steal.
See my checkbook is empty
that's what the bank will reveal.
My landlord is knockin'
wants me out of his zone.
Can I crash at your place, honey?
'Cause I had to get loan.

Had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had
H-h-h-h-had
Had to get loan.

(guitar close)

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Johnny D - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody should generate some interest.
Kristof Robertson - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Heres a five-five-fiver...now get yourself a haircut, sonny!
Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, I do need a haircut, but at least I don't look like Johnny Damon.
wapner - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You are correct,sir. You wear no World Series Ring. And the Yankees suck.
Tim Mayfield - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Wasn't it Rodney who said "Can't we all just get a loan?" Another great write!
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Good plays on the original--and good choice considering the tough-times theme. Triple nickel!

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