Song Parodies -> Had to Get Loan
| Original Song Title: | "Bad to the Bone" |
| Original Performer: | George Thorogood |
| Parody Song Title: | "Had to Get Loan" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
So will we all in October 2005. Oh, you didn't hear? The dummy was re-elected, and October is often a bad month for the stock market. We just passed the 75th Anniversary of The Crash, October 24-29, 1929. See "Poorhouse Rock," my President Herbert Hoover parody. Anyway, it's about time I did a parody of this song.
(guitar intro)
Now on the day I was born
Mom and Dad looked around.
They would not now be moving
to a suburban town.
They knew Newark was
a high-crime danger zone.
So they could get away
they just had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had
H-h-h-h-had
Had to get loan.
I cost a million bucks
before I was two.
Wasn't too long before I had
blown my money too.
I wanna call you pretty baby
but can't use the phone.
I don't got a dime honey
and I have to get loan.
Had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had
H-h-h-h-had
Had to get loan.
(guitar break)
I'll make a rich woman pay
or maybe I'll just steal.
See my checkbook is empty
that's what the bank will reveal.
My landlord is knockin'
wants me out of his zone.
Can I crash at your place, honey?
'Cause I had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had
H-h-h-h-had
Had to get loan.
(guitar close)
Now on the day I was born
Mom and Dad looked around.
They would not now be moving
to a suburban town.
They knew Newark was
a high-crime danger zone.
So they could get away
they just had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had
H-h-h-h-had
Had to get loan.
I cost a million bucks
before I was two.
Wasn't too long before I had
blown my money too.
I wanna call you pretty baby
but can't use the phone.
I don't got a dime honey
and I have to get loan.
Had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had
H-h-h-h-had
Had to get loan.
(guitar break)
I'll make a rich woman pay
or maybe I'll just steal.
See my checkbook is empty
that's what the bank will reveal.
My landlord is knockin'
wants me out of his zone.
Can I crash at your place, honey?
'Cause I had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
Had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had to get loan.
H-h-h-h-had
H-h-h-h-had
Had to get loan.
(guitar close)
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This parody should generate some interest.
Heres a five-five-fiver...now get yourself a haircut, sonny!
Actually, I do need a haircut, but at least I don't look like Johnny Damon.
You are correct,sir. You wear no World Series Ring. And the Yankees suck.
Wasn't it Rodney who said "Can't we all just get a loan?" Another great write!
Good plays on the original--and good choice considering the tough-times theme. Triple nickel!
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