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Song Parodies -> "Return the Blunder"

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Return the Blunder"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I got letter from the postman.
A ballot in a pack.
So on that nice Tuesday morning
I'll send that sucker back.
I'm voting on it...

Return the blunder!
Our land he's blown!
No good numbers!
Twilight zone!
We had some good times!
He let them splat!
Won't say he's sorry so
To Crawford he's going back!

So when I go out to the vote-box
To beat the GOP
Bright and early next morning
A new leader for me!
I'm voting on it...

Return the blunder!
Our land he's blown!
No-good person!
Twilight zone!

This time, I coulda run it myself!
I've reached the age the law demands!
But Kerry's the man the very next day
That's got our troops' commands!
I'm voting on it...

Return the blunder!
Our land he's blown!
No good numbers!
Twilight zone!

Ahhhh...
Return the blunder!
Return the blunder!
Return the blunder!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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John Barry - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I vote 5-5-5.
Johnny D - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5, but he's not a blunder, he was democratically elected by winning the popular vote of 5 folks wearing spiffy robes.
alvin rhodes - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job....great message, too....5s

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