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Song Parodies -> "Every Dress You Take"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Dress You Take"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Or, "Ryder's on the storm." Oh, that stings!
Every dress you take and every cop you shake
every law you break, each receipt you fake, I'll be watching you.
Every single day, and every sale you slay
every con you play, every courtroom day, I'll be watching you.

Oh, can't you see the L.A.P.D.?
They'll catch a break with security tape!
Every move you made and every card you played
in your shoplift raid, it's all there, displayed. I was watching you!

Since you went and walked out on Johnny Depp
and didn't think Soul Asylum's guy was hep
you smoked your cigs and then you became a klep
you thought it might give your career some pep
but we're crying, "Winona, baby, pleeeeeeeeeease..."

Oh, can't you see the L.A.P.D.?
They'll catch a break with security tape!
Every move you made and every card you played
in your shoplift raid, it's all there, displayed. I was watching you!

I was watching you! (Every dress you take, every cop you shake, every law you break, each receipt you fake.)
I was watching you! (Every single day, every sale you slay, every con you play, every courtroom day.)
(repeat 'til fadeout)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 18

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Jeff Reuben - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good pacing, and very good song. My only minor suggestion would be that this would have been better (and gotten more votes) if it was released a few months earlier, because of the timing of the events/trial.
T-Dawg - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey remember I like Winona she isn't all that bad right? There are times when she strikes me as brilliant and her curious stares are searching but that's just me you know? Other times she strikes me as a petty shoplifter but I got to give it up this is a good parody........... I got another parody for her later on...............hehehehe
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I think Winona Ryder's Mentally ill. She'd have to be, seeing one moment, she's normal and the next, she's psychotic and steeling clothes from a store, which she could easily afford. A great bloody parady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jude Rodamer - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Nicely done...another All 5s
Matthias - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great Parody, Expecially like the fact that a mall cop parody is done by the Police

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