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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes the Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes the Sun"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes the Gun"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This may seem in bad taste, doing a gun parody to a Beatles song, but then, John Lennon himself did "Happiness Is a Warm Gun" and "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill." He would appreciate this, and would not appreciate Dick Cheney or anything about him.
(instrumental opening)

Here comes the gun!
(It's Dick Cheney!)
Here comes the gun!
And I am
not all right!

Little darlin'
went down to Texas for the winter.
Little darlin'
where we don't like blacks, Jews and queers.

But here comes the gun!
(It's Dick Cheney!)
Here comes the gun!
And I am
not all right!

Little darlin'
no smile graces Cheney's face now.
Little darlin'
he's got a perpetual sneer.

And here comes the gun!
(It's Dick Cheney!)
Here comes the gun!
And I am
not all right!

(instrumental break)

Gun, gun, gun, here he comes!
Gun, gun, gun, here he comes!
Gun, gun, gun, here he comes!
Gun, gun, gun, here he comes!
Gun, gun, gun, here he comes!

(instrumental break)

Little darlin'
a hospital in Corpus Christi.
Little darlin'
Dick's lousy shot has sent me here.

And here comes the gun!
(It's Dick Cheney!)
Here comes the gun!
And I am
not all right!

Here comes the gun!
(It's Dick Cheney!)
Here comes the gun!

Ain't all right!

Ain't all right!

(instrumental close)

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
A bit repetetive but from an ICU patient's POV that makes perfect sense. BTW - I saw in the news today that the victim had a HEART attack a few hours after being shot, makes you wonder if he really was a lawyer doesn't it?
alvin rhodes - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
hot as a pistol
John Barry - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Cheney's had heart attacks; his errant shot caused Whittington to have a heart attack. Coincidence? 5s
AFW - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This hits the mark..555...Makes ya' wonder if Dick was athletic in high school..cause he can sure put the shot, now
Stephen Harrington - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
555, this isn't in bad taste per say, it's quite good.
Stuart McArthur - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
and Dick said it was the worst day of his life - hopefully his bullet-ridden buddy will console him - clever as always MP - 555
Larry Hensley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
funny.

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