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Song Parodies -> "Double Entendre"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me, Rhonda"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Double Entendre"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Johnny D and Malcolm Higgins are both gonna kick themselves for not thinking of this one first. Let's see, can I get this one past the little blue pencil? "Here's the throw! Here's the play at the plate! Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it..."
Well, with me she would go down but now I just play with my head.
I come in late at night and in the morning, I'm alone in bed.

Entendres, they look so fine (look so fine)
and to think 'em up won't take much time.
I got double entendre
"gas expulsion" there, not "fart."

(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
An entendre, double entendre!
An entendre, double entendre!
(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
An entendre, double entendre!
An entendre, double entendre!
(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
An entendre, double entendre!
An entendre, double entendre!
Them entendres, yeah!
Sing a song of your part!

In a literary life you might say I'm a prankster man.
But she met another guy, now my dearest friend is my left hand.

Entendre, you look so sly (look so sly)
and to beat the censor, that is why
I got double entendre
don't say, "prostitute," say, "tart."

(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
An entendre, double entendre!
An entendre, double entendre!
(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
An entendre, double entendre!
An entendre, double entendre!
(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
An entendre, double entendre!
An entendre, double entendre!
Them entendres, yeah!
Poison from your dart!

(Guitar break)

(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
An entendre, double entendre!
An entendre, double entendre!
(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
An entendre, double entendre!
An entendre, double entendre!
(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
An entendre, double entendre!
An entendre, double entendre!
(Bom, bom, bom, bom, ooh)
Them entendres, yeah!
Gets my love by the quart!

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 13

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Johnny D - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
555. As the longshoremen's go, your double entendre is doubler than most.
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
If you make a double entendre to a couple of twins, does it bedome a quadruple endentre?
John Barry - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Even funnier the second time I heard it in my head.
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I swear, I posted this before I knew of Paul Robinson's master, uh, ful "In Love With Your Fist." Johnny: Someday, you're gonna have to do one about how all the fish in the Great Lakes are dying because, well, that's where the longshoremen "go." Know 1: I... love... entendres by the deuce, parodying Bruce, watching my teams win... and twins!
malcolm higgins - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
isn't that the one about the guy who goes into the bar and says "can I have a double entendre? and the bartender says, sure..I'll give you one..still 5-5-5 just for remembering I'm still on this site.

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