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Song Parodies -> "Cathy's Clown (That Other Mike)"

Original Song Title:

"Cathy's Clown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Cathy's Clown (That Other Mike)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The horse is long dead. Still, I continue to... I'd better not finish that double-entendre. The point is, if they were to do a remake of "The Sunshine Boys," Michael Douglas wouldn't need any old-age makeup! Whereas, if they were to do a remake of "The Graduate," his wife, "my girlfriend," Catherine Zeta-Jones, would still be a better choice for Elaine Robinson than for her mom! (Maybe I can switch to Katherine Ross, who played Elaine 40 years ago, she still looks good...)
(instrumental opening)

Can't have her love, and I'm sore!
Can't have her kisses, that's for sure!
I die each time
he comes around.

Here he comes.
That's Cathy's Clown!

I've gotta stand tall.
And I'm trying to stall.
Well, I know that he's so old
but my chance is growing cold.
I have no chance at all.

Can't stand his films, and what for?
He was born back in 'forty-four!
Me, 'sixty-nine; her too, I've found!

Here he comes.
That's Cathy's Clown!

When you see me shed a tear
and you know that it's sincere
don't you think that there's some rage
because we're the same darn age
and she don't even care!

Can't have her love, and I'm sore!
Can't have her kisses, that's for sure!
I die each time
he comes around.

Here he comes.
That's Cathy's Clown!
That's Cathy's Clown!
That's Cathy's Clown!
(repeat 'til fade)
Let's see, last I checked, Salma Hayek is still available... (Mike's evil twin walks into the room.) What is it, Bernard? This better not be bad news...

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alvin rhodes - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
too funny...my favorite of the day
Wolverine - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
No advice for ya Michael. Don't care for the Hollywood types myself. Except for Katherine Heigl. Maybe she's available for ya. 555's nonetheless.
Pheasent - February 05, 2018 - Report this comment
One of my older brothers was married to a woman named Cathy and did about ererything for her my mom said this song was his song CATHYS CLOWN

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