(guitar opening)

"There must be some way out of here"
said the hobbit to the elf.
"There's too much confusion.
I can't calm down myself.
Gandalf told me now it's time
to save poor Middle Earth.
I wish no one had ever told me
just what the One Ring is worth."

"No reason to get excited,"
the elf, she softly spoke.
"There are many evil spirits
who would like to make you choke.
But you and I, we've been through that
and Oscar is our fate.
Let us not trust Gollum now
as we approach Mordor's gate!"

(guitar break)

All along the Two Towers
Princess Arwen watched
hoping writers of the script
did not leave movie botched.
Outside in the distance
a thousand orcs did growl.
King Aragorn is returning.
He made the bad guys howl!

(guitar close)