Some say laughs, they make you quiver
but still, they're what you need.
Some say laughs, fire like a laser
they come so hard you bleed.
Some say laughs, for these we hunger
an endless, aching need.
I say laughs, they're Alvin's flower.
We're thankful for the deed.

It's the laughs, they've been so many
in light on through the dark.
"50 Ways That They've Killed Kenny"
from show that's called "South Park."
"Faded Plaid," but fives ain't fading.
Many plaudits has he got.
At home in bed, the Z's we're catching.
Maybe 'cause... we're numb on pot. *

When the night has not been silly
and you need Amiright thrills
"Bakin' There At Quiznos" still, he
says no, "Don't Mess With Pills."
Just remember that he's a winner
and I ain't talkin' in codes.
Try the songs, you'll find some you'll love
in the works of Alvin Rhodes.