-> "Felix Unger"
Original Song Title:
"Poison Ivy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Felix Unger"
The Lyrics
He wears the sharpest clothes
but everbody knows:
His neatness is his crutch:
"House is clean, so you better not touch!"
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
He works so hard, not lazy
but look out, man, he's crazy!
He'll really do you in...
'cause he thinks sloppiness is a sin!
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
Messes make him jumpy!
His sinuses are lumpy!
A hypochondriac, he'll jump and twitch!
A deviated septum!
No doctor can correct him!
That Felix Unger's mind is such a glitch!
He's gonna need an ocean
of bleach and soap and lotion!
He'll be making honking sound...
when Oscar's cigar smoke comes around!
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
Messes make him jumpy!
His sinuses are lumpy!
A hypochondriac, he'll jump and twitch!
A deviated septum!
No doctor can correct him!
That Felix Unger's mind is such a glitch!
He's gonna need an ocean
of bleach and soap and lotion!
He'll be making honking sound...
when Oscar's cigar smoke comes around!
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
"Oh, Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
"Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
"Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
"Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
(repeat... especially on WPIX-Channel 11, New York!)
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