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Song Parodies -> "Felix Unger"
Original Song Title:
"Poison Ivy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Coasters
Parody Song Title:
"Felix Unger"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Agrimorfee wrote an "Odd Couple" parody using the Drifters. Pretty good, but you know what Felix always said: "Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar! Use a Coaster!"
He wears the sharpest clothes
but everbody knows:
His neatness is his crutch:
"House is clean, so you better not touch!"
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
He works so hard, not lazy
but look out, man, he's crazy!
He'll really do you in...
'cause he thinks sloppiness is a sin!
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
Messes make him jumpy!
His sinuses are lumpy!
A hypochondriac, he'll jump and twitch!
A deviated septum!
No doctor can correct him!
That Felix Unger's mind is such a glitch!
He's gonna need an ocean
of bleach and soap and lotion!
He'll be making honking sound...
when Oscar's cigar smoke comes around!
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
Messes make him jumpy!
His sinuses are lumpy!
A hypochondriac, he'll jump and twitch!
A deviated septum!
No doctor can correct him!
That Felix Unger's mind is such a glitch!
He's gonna need an ocean
of bleach and soap and lotion!
He'll be making honking sound...
when Oscar's cigar smoke comes around!
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
"Oh, Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
"Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
"Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
"Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
(repeat... especially on WPIX-Channel 11, New York!)
but everbody knows:
His neatness is his crutch:
"House is clean, so you better not touch!"
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
He works so hard, not lazy
but look out, man, he's crazy!
He'll really do you in...
'cause he thinks sloppiness is a sin!
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
Messes make him jumpy!
His sinuses are lumpy!
A hypochondriac, he'll jump and twitch!
A deviated septum!
No doctor can correct him!
That Felix Unger's mind is such a glitch!
He's gonna need an ocean
of bleach and soap and lotion!
He'll be making honking sound...
when Oscar's cigar smoke comes around!
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
Messes make him jumpy!
His sinuses are lumpy!
A hypochondriac, he'll jump and twitch!
A deviated septum!
No doctor can correct him!
That Felix Unger's mind is such a glitch!
He's gonna need an ocean
of bleach and soap and lotion!
He'll be making honking sound...
when Oscar's cigar smoke comes around!
Felix Unger!
Felix Unger!
Late at night, Oscar's dreaming
Felix Unger goes cleaning
around, 'round, 'round, 'round!
"Oh, Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
"Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
"Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
"Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!"
(repeat... especially on WPIX-Channel 11, New York!)
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It's flattering to inspire others! Truth be told, I've only seen maybe one, maybe 2 episodes of the show in my lifetime. Our local "retro TV' channel needs to run it, pronto.
funny as hell....dug it
Tony Randall is gone but not forgotten. If we want any good vintage TV we have to pay extra.
The introductory comments are worth a 5, and the parody is good, too.
he he
Excellent but, a few of the couplets were odd :-) 555
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