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Song Parodies -> "Maniac Preacher"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Maniac Preacher"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Wonder if the Reverend Jeremiah will write a book and become a "Paperback Wrighter"? If so, he'll be following the ones who support John McSame.
Maniac preacher!
(Preacher! Preacher!)

Please, sir or madam, will read my book?
Written years ago, will you take a look?
It's based on the Word of He whom I call God.
And you need His Word
but you think that I'm a
maniac preacher!
Maniac preacher!

(Jeremiah Wright)
It's a dirty country, it's a dirty land
and you honky fools, you don't understand!
Your leader's working on his daily fail.

(Pat Robertson)
It's a steady job, but I try to be his
maniac preacher!
Maniac preacher!

Maniac preacher!
(Preacher! Preacher!)

(John Hagee)
I hate all the Catholics and I hate each Jew!
I hate Muslims, and I hate the liberals, too!

(Rod Parsley)
We can hate folks longer if you like that style.
You can't change us 'round
and we wanna be a
maniac preacher!
Maniac preacher!

(Michael Pfleger)
Hill'ry thought the Presidency was her right.
"I'm an ex-First Lady and I'm also white!"

Well, we must return you.
Jesus would forgive.
But the rest of us, we're all thinking you're all
maniac preachers!
Maniac preachers!

Maniac preacher!
(Preacher! Preacher!)

Maniac preacher!
(Maniac preacher!)

Maniac preacher!
(Maniac preacher!)

Maniac preacher!
(Maniac preacher!)

(repeat for 40 days and 40 nights)

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Kristof Robertson - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved this, Michael. Religious satire at it's best. 555+
Ann Hammond - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked this one
Peter Andersson - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I think you lost a "you" (or possibly "jews") in the third line. Minor detail of course. Loved the last line!
Rick C - June 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved it.
malcolm higgins - June 07, 2008 - Report this comment
liked it Michael..
alvin - June 08, 2008 - Report this comment
lol....nice bit of spreading the bashing around
stuart mcarthur - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, Hilary tried everything didn't she, MP?

btw I loved John Stewart's line at the Oscars - "but Hollywood can't vote for a female or black president because how will moviegoers from now on know a movie's set in the future?"
Bob Konigsberg - June 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Got major chuckles on this one - 5's.

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