-> "Why Can't the Bushes?"
Original Song Title:
"Why Can't the English?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Why Can't the Bushes?"
The Lyrics
Look at him, he drags us to the gutters!
The press buys every syllable he utters!
The people, all along we have been strung
by his cold-blooded twisting of the English tongue!
(Nucular!)
"Nucular?"
Heavens, what a sound!
This is what the U.S. population
calls an accurate pronunciation?
(Oh, come, sir. I think you picked a poor example!)
Have I?
Here them in the Texas dust
dropping G's as if they must
speaking that way without any qualm!
You, sir, did you go to school?
(What, y'all think that Ah'm a fool?)
Well, no one taught you "I'm" instead of "Ah'm"!
Hear the Georgians speak, or worse
Mississippians converse!
I'd rather hear Ms. Federline sing flat!
Morons, speech to make me moan!
Just like this one!
(Bring it own!)
"Bring it own"?
I ask you, sir, what sort of speech is that?
It's "nucular" and "bring it own" that's a disgrace
not just the lies that come out of his face!
Why can't the Bushes teach their children how to speak?
They cruise through education always in a fit of pique.
If you spoke as Dubya does instead of the way you do
why, you might be seen as stupid, too!
(I beg your pardon, sir!)
A President's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
The moment Bush talks
he shows that's what should have disqualified him!
Smart, thinking President, we'll have to wait to get.
Why can't the Bushes learn to
set a good example
of proper spech for our President?
His father thinks it would not be prudent!
There even are places where such a man could just be sent!
Well, in America, we would then be content!
Why can't the Bushes teach their children how to speak?
Tom Jefferson spoke Italian!
Jim Garfield, he knew Greek!
In France, every Frenchman learns his language from A to Zed...
Well, the French already know that Bush doesn't have the capacity to learn proper English
in his head!
Arabians learned our language
with the speed of summer lightning
but Bush tried to ignore this
with results that were so frightening!
But use proper English, Dubya thinks that's you're a freak!
Why can't George Dubya
Why can't George Dubya
learn
to speak!
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